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things i'm afraid of...

... cuz i'm a dork like that

1. lawn gnomes
2. heights
3. swimming in my pool alone (cuz I think a shark might get in there somehow…)
4. going to sleep when my nose is stuffy
5. needles
6. cows
7. nursing homes
8. when it's dark in the room during a thunder storm and the lightning lights up the room (cuz there might just be someone standing there with a bloody knife)

i can't think of any more at the moment... but feel free to add to the list

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On Tuesday June 26th, 2007, An Expired Member (50) writes:

Thats cute. My daughter is afraid of going to sleep when her nose is stuffy too.

On Saturday May 19th, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1800) writes:

Not getting enough comments :)

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

9. Snoring from people with hairy nostrils

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

10. Carl reciting his boring poems...hahaha....just kidding!! :P....

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, carlosjackal (1716) writes:

Moomins with beady eyes

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

Moomins fuckin hell!!!!! Hahahahaha....holy shit. Where did that come from

On Saturday May 19th, 2007, Jenni (63) writes:

wtf is a moomin? lmao

On Saturday May 19th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

hahahaha...Carl is a moomin on acid...he gurns with his dodgy hippo lips!! :P

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

ohhhh needles gahhhhhhhh.....right on!! Heyy, I like this post

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

hahaha...number 8...you've watched too many Halloween remakes :P

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

I meant sequels....

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

I've dreamt of number 3 many times....a huge elongated pool with a massive 45ft type shark after me.....weird

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

I'm afraid of everything...dinner ladies, you just know they put evil things in those terrible broth things; old women with hairy lips...gahhh; ermm...vegetables with dubious names; work; dimlit alleyways; animals, especially cats.....goshhhh, what else..

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

poems?!?!?! :P

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, Mab (997) writes:

damn metrophobics!

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

I'm afraid of people who say the word "aboogadalooga!!"....just plain silly :P

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, An Expired Member (1) writes:

mirrors at nighttime and large portions of water (bathtubs are a no-go)

On Wednesday June 7th, 2006, gbuff69 (211) writes:

love

On Tuesday May 15th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

I miss ya gbuff :(

On Wednesday June 7th, 2006, Hero of the Day (6) writes:

girls with facial hair....

On Wednesday March 15th, 2006, heartdripsblack (772) writes:

funny yet thoughtful i like it

On Wednesday February 22nd, 2006, ZealousValadiction (66) writes:

scissors......ever seen someone trip wile running with a pair...not cool

On Friday February 10th, 2006, An Expired Member (2) writes:

i'm terrified of the ocean..i have a phobia of chickens and i'm scared of one day falling into one of those open sewer holes..

On Saturday February 18th, 2006, Liz (406) writes:

My neighbor's rooster used to chase their daughter around the yard until the mom came out and kicked it. If I ever saw a rooster near me I would have to drop kick it to the moon to feel safe.

On Monday October 17th, 2005, happilydepressed (214) writes:

me = )

On Wednesday August 31st, 2005, Doc (186) writes:

9. Large vehicles rapidly approaching your bumper 10. BIG needles

On Tuesday August 30th, 2005, An Expired Member (11) writes:

umm for some reason ever since I was a kid I've been deathly afraid of fish...Spiders, getting hit by a car (if I'm walking I'll close my eyes when a car goes by just so if I get hit I don't see it, I guess)and old people because I'm afraid of getting old

On Tuesday August 30th, 2005, elisa (2018) writes:

lol......other than myself, i've never heard anybody admit to 3#......when i was 10 i remember taking a bathe once went the thought crossed my mind......and i jumped out of the water in a panic.....and felt stupid for a minute*blushes* i was neurotic:*)

On Tuesday August 30th, 2005, SamoneDrone (407) writes:

i'm particularly afraid of cars, and ceiling fans, both of which i'm really afraid of when they're going fast.

On Wednesday August 3rd, 2005, Angst Queen (470) writes:

oh yea, heights and getting fired from my job too (Wal-Mart is a bitch, they fire people for the stupidest reasons and I can't afford to be fired)

On Wednesday August 3rd, 2005, Angst Queen (470) writes:

spiders, dolls(::shudders:: ), semis, bugs that sting, death of those i love, and um...being left alone in life. i think i have a new found fear of snakes too (one slithered over my foot when it was dark out at the park,anyone know how scary that shit is?

On Wednesday July 27th, 2005, Rain In The Willows (853) writes:

hmm, well I agree with #1,(espcecially)5, and 7...I'm also scared to death of clowns, mimes, spiders, and smurfs?

On Wednesday July 27th, 2005, Rain In The Willows (853) writes:

also, procelin dolls, as Serenity said...hmmm...falling off my bed, babies sometimes, feet and really really really hairy men.

On Tuesday July 26th, 2005, Velvet_Raventon (696) writes:

Heights. And falling in a bad way, breaking my neck. And death, the death of the ones I love, my family, my husband, my animals =( And deep poverty, and diseases. And... I'm afraid of a lot of things =( I am a constantly anxious person. ~V.

On Thursday July 21st, 2005, manywalks (950) writes:

spiders; the thought my children will never move out, just sit and hair over in their rooms while using up all my good shampoo; spiders,oh, and liver.

On Wednesday July 13th, 2005, Yesterday (27) writes:

I'm afraid of trees. As stupid as that sounds, it's true. >

On Tuesday July 12th, 2005, The_Lady_in_the_Fire (26) writes:

1 thing... Clowns... thats all I have to say.

On Tuesday July 12th, 2005, cucuio (209) writes:

I was always more afraid of the axe- murderer in the pool more then the sharks, but now I'm going to start looking out for those to. And sleeping with a stuffy nose is kind've scary...

On Tuesday July 12th, 2005, Serenity (598) writes:

Small list yet large significance of some of the things you're afraid of. I must agree with your #2. I am as well. But the rest I'm not. 'Course I'm also afraid of sleeping with porcelin dolls in my own room at night

On Tuesday July 12th, 2005, Serenity (598) writes:

They're just way freak at night. Esepcially in the moonlight.

On Wednesday July 13th, 2005, Jenni (63) writes:

yea, thats definatly scary too

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