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"The Sexy Mr. Quack Jr." by -Oz-

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the sexy pizza man was no more
he was getting really poor
he jumped off a bridge, and washed ashore
druged up so that his blood was not pure

his father found him, feed him some noodles
bought him some poodles
gave him some money, then said toodles

he looked in his coat pocket, only to find a buisness card
"Mr. Quack, the newest 5 yards"
the words left him mentally scarred
but he decided to give it a strike, HARD

"hey Mr. Quack
i've got a really big jack
as a matter of fact
and i'll give this job a wack"
"sure son.......u do that"

"here practice fucking this tomato, it's really red"
"wow Mr. you sure are a real sped"
woo yay it's gunna give me head!
o baby! it sure is better than bread!

"now son it's your turn to go out into the field,
i sure hope your healed
and keep your eye's peeled"

the first time as Mr. Quack Jr.,he found his first hooker
waiting and ready for a real looker
"ready to test this condom mam? ain't i quite the booker?"

off to the motel they pranced
and at first glance,
you knew they sure were enhanced!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
have you seen sexy Mr. Quack Jr. around?
has he visited you this day?





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On Wednesday July 13th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (321) writes:
oh lovely Oz, I'd love to curl up into your mind and sleep in it's warmth. And when I awoke I'd feed off of your knowledge, your brilliance. I'd never leave if you let me in. -kitty


On Monday January 17th, 2005, Raven (378) writes:
What a wonderful change of pace... Thank you for this..._Raven


On Saturday September 18th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (553) writes:
I had fun reading this and the rhyme scheme was delectible


On Monday January 19th, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1843) writes:
I am sure you just called Me? insane on the chat.. lol.. humorius write. :O)


On Monday January 19th, 2004, -Oz- (173) writes:
only cuz u were doing the chicken dance....and that dance looks so rediculouse.....it made me laugh..he he he~OZ~


On Monday January 19th, 2004, stormtalk (909) writes:
Veiled by the guise of a loquacious study in metaphysics, I see a pugnacious intelligence attempting to cause a revolution of souls from the inside out. Also, tomatoes are only better than bread until you get the bread wet.


On Monday January 19th, 2004, diavolessa (275) writes:
oh gosh, this is so funny! Loved it. yeah the tittle was so hilarious! :) {dia}


On Monday January 19th, 2004, Cwn Annwn (107) writes:
Lol...yes yes...I am sorry...but u are going down bitch!!!...Freakin cool write :) ~GoNe~


On Monday January 19th, 2004, -Oz- (173) writes:
BRING IT ON!! ~oz~


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, Anoblechicken (60) writes:
First i have to say... HAHAHAHA... wow that one made me laugh out loud.. you are truly talented. keep up the good writes...


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, Evil (543) writes:
wacking a tomato. lmao._-=Evil=-_


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, suicideseason (2145) writes:
very nice.and quite humorous...mean old mr.season even laughed.rock on!~season


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (20) writes:
Hahaha, oh boy... entertaining? I guess that's how I would describe it. you could almost write songs for Phish, given a different subject.


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, Bluegoddess (61) writes:
lol... i love it


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, Aurora_Light (573) writes:
hmm not bad at all kinda funny


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, Exodus (211) writes:
This is my favorite....the title rocks so bad...lol


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, -Oz- (173) writes:
in relpy to "the sexy pizza man"~OZ~


On Tuesday January 20th, 2004, -Oz- (173) writes:
o and by the way....just to clear up any confusion.....mr. quack junior...is a jiggalo for a condom company.....*giggle*~oZ~


On Wednesday February 18th, 2004, bloody LOVEly (106) writes:
yay condoms! pasting into favorites. ::licks the back and pounds onto screen until it sticks::there we go... +_+



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