the sexy pizza man was no more
he was getting really poor
he jumped off a bridge, and washed ashore
druged up so that his blood was not pure
his father found him, feed him some noodles
bought him some poodles
gave him some money, then said toodles
he looked in his coat pocket, only to find a buisness card
"Mr. Quack, the newest 5 yards"
the words left him mentally scarred
but he decided to give it a strike, HARD
"hey Mr. Quack
i've got a really big jack
as a matter of fact
and i'll give this job a wack"
"sure son.......u do that"
"here practice fucking this tomato, it's really red"
"wow Mr. you sure are a real sped"
woo yay it's gunna give me head!
o baby! it sure is better than bread!
"now son it's your turn to go out into the field,
i sure hope your healed
and keep your eye's peeled"
the first time as Mr. Quack Jr.,he found his first hooker
waiting and ready for a real looker
"ready to test this condom mam? ain't i quite the booker?"
off to the motel they pranced
and at first glance,
you knew they sure were enhanced!
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have you seen sexy Mr. Quack Jr. around?
has he visited you this day?
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