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Have you ever felt like
Justs randomly grabbing
Any passer by out of the blue
Pulling their arm out of their socket
And using it as a golf club
As you repeatedly bash the asshole in the balls
And laugh at the excruciatingly painful look
That over comes his confused face
As you shove your booted foot down his throat
And listen to the gurgled, muffled objection
Escaping from the tight airway
That was a throat
Before choking on a shoe lace
And all just because he got in your way
Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes
Then proceeding down the street to the 7-11
Finding the first asshole
That pisses you off
And pulling out his eyeballs
With a coffee stirring straw
Only to drop them in a gumball machine
And insert quarters
So you laugh as they roll down the cyclone path
Ripping off the eyeless head to use as an ashtray
Or to make brain stew in
Then going to the counter
And drowning the clerk
In the unknown blue and red substances
Being swirled in this freezing machine
Fuck you and your damn slushy
Stay out of my fucking way



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On Wednesday May 14th, 2008, Lipstick Whore (170) writes:
I love this! I have zero patience for line-ups and people in my way too. Eloquently verbalized frustration. Thank you for sharing!


On Friday April 11th, 2008, Lady Crescent Moon (351) writes:
lol, i seriously cant remember when i didnt feel ilke this. nice, lol, im so staying away from the slushy machine, yuck, hate to see wat the person did to the person behind the counter b4 i got there, lol


On Monday February 25th, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
i feel like this everyday. i hate people. especially the ones that shop. veru brutal and honest i love it!! *puts out cigarette in head ashtray*


On Sunday December 9th, 2007, XxDarkPhilosopherxX (3) writes:
Truly amazing!


On Tuesday December 4th, 2007, wonderlandhysteria (2228) writes:
Sadly, we don't have a 7/11.


On Monday October 8th, 2007, Instant Insanity (779) writes:
So, Whats it like in New York City? LMAO so much hostility to random people. ][ ][


On Wednesday October 3rd, 2007, BeautyInShadow (8) writes:
You just describe every emtions i felt today...haha. Great write!


On Monday July 9th, 2007, An Expired Member (34) writes:
heehee


On Tuesday April 24th, 2007, An Expired Member (45) writes:
yes I know this feeling:]


On Wednesday February 7th, 2007, DowngradeBeauty (37) writes:
I read this one alot. It makes me giggle.. is that wrong? L O V E I T


On Sunday December 3rd, 2006, An Expired Member (27) writes:
damn this is popular, but i can c why, its FUCKIN HALLARIOUS!!!! lol graet write hun!


On Monday November 13th, 2006, dying angel (1423) writes:
lmfaooooo!


On Monday October 23rd, 2006, thefairytaleheart (21) writes:
i love it!!!! it reminds me of jthm :)


On Monday December 3rd, 2007, Nixx (129) writes:
agreed. i think we all feel like that at times :)


On Monday November 13th, 2006, darth ren (38) writes:
yeah. i love that comic and this poem. great minds, twisted but great!


On Thursday October 12th, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (95) writes:
absolutely amazing.


On Monday September 4th, 2006, Mistress Shadow (344) writes:
Have you left the world of dp as well? Who now will ram vanilla flavored slurpies down those jerks throats? ~T


On Thursday July 13th, 2006, mywristshurt (540) writes:
LMAO... damn, this is like.. damn, you have a twisted mind, but it comes in handy... lol i loved it!


On Sunday May 7th, 2006, BLUE LEAVES (43) writes:
love it fucking awesome


On Wednesday May 3rd, 2006, Guillotine (247) writes:
WOOHOO I FOUND IT AGAIN! gotta say, loved this the moment it came out - and forgot to bookmark it... I LOVE YOU


On Tuesday April 25th, 2006, BrokenButterflyWings (32) writes:
Lol twisted but I like it =)


On Thursday March 23rd, 2006, An Expired Member (19) writes:
this is the funniest shit


On Tuesday March 7th, 2006, Velvet_Raventon (657) writes:
Wow, it took me several seconds to get to the bottom of the page! ~V.


On Monday December 12th, 2005, An Expired Member (6) writes:
I like the poem, but I'm jealous of all your comments :( But what can I say.... your good.


On Thursday December 1st, 2005, An Expired Member (8) writes:
great peice! I love it!


On Saturday September 24th, 2005, An Expired Member (13) writes:
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Amusing and aggressive, yet still somewhat meaningful.


On Thursday September 8th, 2005, Nail Bunny (229) writes:
That's fucking major. abso-fucking-lutely perfect.


On Thursday September 8th, 2005, An Expired Member (26) writes:
I Think ive just cum, yeah i have! Thanks for the help.


On Thursday July 14th, 2005, Butterfly (123) writes:
Is it a bad thing that I was lauging through this entire poem? Or is that just morbid? Good write.


On Monday June 27th, 2005, An Expired Member (3) writes:
that is good shit right there! I love it!


On Monday May 30th, 2005, An Expired Member (5) writes:
this makes me so damn happy i can barely cry.


On Tuesday May 17th, 2005, peril_notion (124) writes:
...... wow..... you just read my mind. but, i do like slushies... *grins*


On Tuesday March 15th, 2005, Elise (270) writes:
hahaha hiliarious!!! Very talented, I'm staying on your good side, and/or out of your path.


On Thursday February 10th, 2005, Jonas (858) writes:
yay.


On Monday February 7th, 2005, An Expired Member (29) writes:
holy fuck... how did you KNOW??? jesus... i fucking LOVE you...


On Thursday January 27th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (331) writes:
love the honesty! U'd make a lovely murderer. Keep me updated. *~Kitty~*


On Thursday January 20th, 2005, Lord Kalgalath (230) writes:
lmfao awesome.... faveness.


On Friday January 14th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1260) writes:
hehe...interesting and very true....nice work! ~Angel


On Monday January 3rd, 2005, Astra Dei (655) writes:
wow.... prozac...*cough* but i must admit it put a smile on my face


On Sunday December 19th, 2004, weheldhandsattheendoftheworld (130) writes:
ha hahah ... my god.. its great... what a hoot... i will think of this in any convenience store i go in and laugh and laugh... and they will wish they only knew what i was laughing about... good stuff


On Tuesday December 14th, 2004, An Expired Member (2) writes:
This iS sO goD dAmN fuNnY....TeE He hE


On Saturday December 11th, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus (196) writes:
well said. A_C


On Thursday December 9th, 2004, happilydepressed (215) writes:
cool beans


On Wednesday December 8th, 2004, An Expired Member (16) writes:
This is KICK ASS!!!! I love it...But I'll never think of 7-11 the same way...


On Monday December 6th, 2004, Nesfurata (67) writes:
That was so cool. I love the raw rage and overly sadistic ways of killing people for no apparent reason. Great write -Elizabeth


On Friday December 3rd, 2004, An Expired Member (5) writes:
That was great!


On Monday November 22nd, 2004, SilentStalker (1308) writes:
...as famous as this is, it should be linked to the main page...fucking hilarious...


On Monday November 22nd, 2004, HaUnTed_sOuL (18) writes:
Hahaha that was fucking awsome!


On Tuesday November 16th, 2004, Draven (51) writes:
very good, anger in every word. i like


On Tuesday November 2nd, 2004, aXe FactoR (432) writes:
oh man...so angry, & so totally COOL!!


On Saturday October 30th, 2004, indefined (738) writes:
lmfao, amen.


On Saturday October 30th, 2004, Sex Slave (100) writes:
lol


On Friday October 29th, 2004, stuart_pid (218) writes:
yeah, like...all the time. nice write. made me laugh.


On Tuesday October 26th, 2004, Lotophagi (465) writes:
just fucking brilliant.


On Monday October 18th, 2004, Rain In The Willows (881) writes:
I love you.


On Monday October 11th, 2004, An Expired Member (55) writes:
ah yes... i think about it every single goddamn day.


On Wednesday September 15th, 2004, JiNx (142) writes:
I have to say that most people wouldn't think of such a thing for a peom but I bow my head to you (friend of JiNx)


On Sunday September 5th, 2004, CorruptedLittleGirl (344) writes:
I remember reading this once a long time ago, but I can't remember why I didn't comment! This is fucking awesome. And yes, I've felt way many times. Many, many times...


On Monday July 12th, 2004, An Expired Member (70) writes:
LMFAO. I feel like that all the time. Madd love. - - - Mari


On Tuesday June 29th, 2004, An Expired Member (38) writes:
haha, I love this, Your fricken awesome


On Saturday June 26th, 2004, Cwn Annwn (108) writes:
I know I'ma going to stay the hell out of your way....nice write~GoNe~


On Monday June 21st, 2004, An Expired Member (2) writes:
I HAVE FELT LIKE THAT AND I DO BELIVE NO ONE BUT YOU AND ME KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE!


On Tuesday May 25th, 2004, murder_in_clubland (555) writes:
humorous and cute i like it~ss


On Tuesday April 20th, 2004, An Expired Member (24) writes:
i laughed my ass off in the middle of comptor class. you're my hero. *lauren*


On Wednesday April 14th, 2004, Jedi_MindFuck (325) writes:
holy shit dude...fucking excellent. ///Jedi\\\


On Monday March 8th, 2004, An Expired Member (19) writes:
WOW! Best one I read so far! Keep entertaining me... This is the damned truth... Those fucking slushies


On Sunday February 22nd, 2004, An Expired Member (2) writes:
i think it was a great write!!! its exactly how i feel at some points!!keep writing!!~vicious kittie~


On Sunday February 22nd, 2004, Emptyness Inside Me (196) writes:
Genius, pure genius this piece was, brilliant work, great job ~Emptyness~


On Sunday February 22nd, 2004, riCOCKulous (37) writes:
[Z?] anyone?.... im sorry, reading that, all i could think of was JTHM. i read too many sick comic books.... but it a great write... just makes you want to reach out and kill someone.


On Monday February 2nd, 2004, flying_fox (802) writes:
yep i like this one...the line that resonates most with me though is "Or because you didn't like his god damned shoes". There are SO many people who wear ugly shoes. It's just not necessary. :) FF


On Monday January 19th, 2004, stormtalk (920) writes:
In all seriousness... creative violence is some of the most fun stuff to read around. Good work!


On Sunday January 18th, 2004, Bluegoddess (61) writes:
fuckin slushies....


On Friday January 16th, 2004, -Oz- (176) writes:
yeah man....gumballs!!......lol...i love this...~YeStErDaY~


On Sunday December 14th, 2003, Twilight (2118) writes:
this is definately funny. very creative. loved every word of it. lol.


On Wednesday November 26th, 2003, Petrified Wood (70) writes:
That is the funniest damn thing I have read yet...definitely adding it to my favorites list...**jwd**


On Tuesday November 25th, 2003, Drifter (379) writes:
I dont know whether to laugh or hide. good write


On Wednesday October 29th, 2003, gothemite (404) writes:
lol i feel like that too often.. greaat write i love it!


On Wednesday October 29th, 2003, SGT Bloth (213) writes:
HAHAHA!!! I think I'd be ok with the counter guy........Unless the slushies were runny...I Hate That!!!!! Good Write dude...Bloth


On Sunday October 26th, 2003, Nadir (590) writes:
Well writen. Even if I think its all crap. Im glad I havnt felt like this for years. But ohh when I was a teen... Now I actualy know what I hate. And its far from hating random people on my path. Tiger


On Sunday October 26th, 2003, An Expired Member (40) writes:
You mean you haven't actually DONE this yet? You should, it's very liberating. Kinda like shaving your nads.


On Thursday October 9th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (532) writes:
I love slushies....especially the cherry ones...but I dont like the brain freeze...heh


On Thursday October 9th, 2003, An Expired Member (9) writes:
Hey I LOVE LOVE LOVE this poem it describes me!!(and my sister) and she also says thanks for a fun read when we feel down...plus you gave good ideas... LEAH


On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (803) writes:
Do I sense some pent up aggression??? LOL I think we've all felt like this. Stupid McDonald's cups with the stupid lids that never stay on. ARG!


On Monday September 15th, 2003, SilentStalker (1308) writes:
....I must say, this is rather intriguing. I've had a lot of times I've wanted to do this. Thanks for the reminders...


On Monday September 15th, 2003, SilentStalker (1308) writes:
I just had the opportunity to read this one to my peers in the Commo Shop. Their reaction? Stared at me for a minute or two, then left the room. I applaud you.


On Thursday June 12th, 2003, Creation_Peace (50) writes:
not in those exact terms, but I do feel like socking people on occasion. okay, maybe more than on occasion, but FUCK SLUSHIES! --eileen


On Thursday June 12th, 2003, Raven (383) writes:
This was absolutely beautiful... not everyone can write like this, and not everyone should... (Obviously, you aren't everyone...) _Raven


On Saturday June 7th, 2003, TropicalSnowstorm (712) writes:
I must say, the dark humour had me laughing! Yes, at least twice today I have felt EXACTLY like that. : ) Ciao, T/S


On Friday June 6th, 2003, An Expired Member (31) writes:
Yes Ive always wanted to do that! Great write -GOD


On Sunday June 1st, 2003, Vampira (98) writes:
Okay I am afraid of you now...but in a good way, I like to be scared..ya baby!!


On Sunday June 1st, 2003, Six-Out (1837) writes:
HAHAHA! FUCKIN SLUSHIES!!!



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