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The Bathroom

this bathroom is disgusting
it's absolutely sick
there's grunge around the toilet
and bathtub smells like shit

the ants have made a freeway
along the tile seals
i swear the c0ckr0ches
have there own set of wheels

The ring around the bathtub
has colors that normally don't exist
and the crap behind this door
matches an ovarian cyst

the rats are at the door
and there's a charge to take a take a dump
and the spiders along the shower curtain
have started to bungee jump

the toilet holds a python
about 4 to 5 feet long
and at night you can hear it
hissing it's favorite songs

with nothing more to say
there it is our bathroom
and good luck sis with cleaning it
cuz i already vacuumed

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On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, Bridge (320) writes:

haha...very cool...thanks for maing me laugh

On Friday September 24th, 2004, AbjectColloquialist (39) writes:

I think, somehow, we share a bathroom, Or they have both fallen into the same level of neglect. Entertaining!

On Monday September 20th, 2004, Markus Porkwing (708) writes:

yay funny. A nice dark sense of humor.

On Monday February 23rd, 2004, Cwn Annwn (106) writes:

lmao...I agree with epochalypse.Creative and a great sence of humor..Love it!~GoNe~

On Tuesday January 20th, 2004, stormtalk (881) writes:

Hahaha, this is awesome. You have a mind for the foul. You're a good writer and you seem like a cool person... on my fav's list you go!

On Monday January 19th, 2004, Tangent Ponderings (14) writes:

This is fucking sweet on my fav list it goes

On Sunday January 18th, 2004, Seraphic (289) writes:

hehe The mental picture was kind of disgusting...I always make my sis clean the bathroom too :p *~seraph~*

On Sunday January 18th, 2004, -Oz- (173) writes:

"i swear the c0ckr0ches have there own set of wheels"......damn strait...lmao!.....omg......this is such a good visualy detailed poem...and soo funny..this is great!~YeStErDaY~

On Sunday January 18th, 2004, suicideseason (2103) writes:

lmao...i can see this bathroom so clearly...i guess you get the last laugh here.~season

On Sunday January 18th, 2004, CorruptedLittleGirl (333) writes:

Ha! I love it! Excellent work! Unique and funny, indeed!

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