Even More Sick Limericks, posted by SilentStalker
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"Even More Sick Limericks"

My third installment of these tiny works of art. Proving once again how much fun writing these things can be. It should be noted that my favorite of this particular trio is definitely the first of them. Those that know the Axe Man definitely know why.

For those that are major fans of limericks, not to worry. We have a few dark poets here that find it necessary to keep popping these out every so often. With me, a fourth installment is bound to happen. Hell, it's already a third of the way into production. :P

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On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, darth ren (40) writes:
i love lymorics, especially gory ones!


On Sunday May 28th, 2006, Vexed (108) writes:
more..more...I'm enjoying the humour in these....


On Wednesday July 6th, 2005, muckraker (18) writes:
Yeah man, thats nice


On Monday June 27th, 2005, AbjectColloquialist (40) writes:
Dude, you is the Lymerical gangsta! Keep it up.


On Monday June 27th, 2005, An Expired Member (3) writes:
Fantastic!


On Thursday June 23rd, 2005, Rain In The Willows (855) writes:
heh, nice.


On Friday April 15th, 2005, Angst Queen (471) writes:
Its always better when you write. I've managed to miss these two recent ones but I'll take care of that


On Thursday April 14th, 2005, Kinkypoptart (766) writes:
Awesome write. So... simple yet so... amazingly beautiful. ~*~Tart~*~


On Thursday April 7th, 2005, Evil (542) writes:
haha.. nice. get through this blockage.. i like it when you write.


On Monday April 4th, 2005, Raven (378) writes:
This is fucking genius. . . Right down to the syllables.. and the flow is impeccable. Only from you.. *hopes for more of these twisted limericks*


On Monday April 4th, 2005, SilentStalker (1341) writes:
...oh, but this is just the latest of the series...I threw one post of them out completely, but the other two are still up...


On Monday April 4th, 2005, elisa (2021) writes:
are you keepin'um up? :)


On Monday April 4th, 2005, SilentStalker (1341) writes:
...of course; limericks are one of my favorite things to think up...


On Monday April 4th, 2005, elisa (2021) writes:
is it hard to come up with limericks such as this?


On Monday April 4th, 2005, SilentStalker (1341) writes:
...then I guess we'll be waiting... :)


On Monday April 4th, 2005, elisa (2021) writes:
i think i have a strong grasp on formating, and if i wrap my mind around it i'm sure a subject will come to me.... :)


On Monday April 4th, 2005, SilentStalker (1341) writes:
...if you know the format of a limerick and have a solid idea, I'm pretty sure you can think some up without much trouble...


On Monday April 4th, 2005, elisa (2021) writes:
there's a very good lesson in this limerick.....giving head to someone driving can be dangerous....especially if your really good at it;) elisa


On Monday April 4th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1245) writes:
i luv your demented mind..hehe..keep them coming


On Thursday March 31st, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (553) writes:
Limericks ROCK!!!!


On Thursday March 31st, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (553) writes:
oh ya and yours do to


On Thursday March 31st, 2005, AlluringDescent_darkbride (765) writes:
He he he...I'm amused...


On Wednesday March 30th, 2005, gothemite (398) writes:
man you're fucked up :P hehe... lol the second one is great


On Wednesday March 30th, 2005, Cinn (188) writes:
I really liked the last one, the ending was perfect. I love reading these. -Cinn


On Tuesday March 29th, 2005, Northstar (455) writes:
awesome ;) these are never a let down


On Tuesday March 29th, 2005, Cutting_for_Freedom (47) writes:
I liked alot. Great job. Very enjoyable


On Tuesday March 29th, 2005, whisperer (169) writes:
nothing but sweetness! -]darkness[-


On Tuesday March 29th, 2005, Elise (267) writes:
Well in a way the doctor wasn't wrong eh? ^_~ You are very creative..you rock!


On Friday May 6th, 2005, Liz (406) writes:
Yeah, that one had me confused for a second, too. Limericks are the quickest showcase of your skill with beats and rhymes, but it'd be nice to see another big piece soon, too.



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