YAY For Suicide Poems!

I must confess I'm Guilty

I just can't get enough

When non-members get pissy

That they can't read my stuff.

So go ahead and hate me.

Break down and have a fit

If your dumb ass could log in

You wouldn't get this shit!!

:D

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On Thursday January 17th, 2008, An Expired Member (51) writes:

awesome poem! this goes in the favorites. wow. loved it and perfect rhyming. i like the suicide note. humorous poem. its cool you found the humor in suicide. loved it! -mars

On Monday November 12th, 2007, Nixx (129) writes:

hell yeah! that was awsome! i couldn't stop laughing the whole way though. yes everybody goes through some shit but its good to see the humor in things, you captured it well. made me feel better! -daniela

On Wednesday October 10th, 2007, An Expired Member (17) writes:

great write. suicide note was interesting :P

On Friday October 5th, 2007, Instant Insanity (779) writes:

LoL, beautiful flow from one of the best. *knells to greatness* ][ ][

On Thursday August 2nd, 2007, An Expired Member (8) writes:

so u wanna kill ur self with me?! cmon we could tape it for all those basterds that cant read yet! great write! AMBER HXC

On Monday July 23rd, 2007, Unforgotten (166) writes:

Very good I loved this! Making fun is the BEST! Of course the good writing helps too

On Wednesday May 23rd, 2007, The Spiral Downward (414) writes:

This Was Beyond Great! I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself! Superb Write! I Anticipate Drama! \Billy/

On Wednesday May 23rd, 2007, me_the_messenger (183) writes:

u love this poem sooo much! the flow and rythm was amazing-> your a great writer! no offense taken, its too good for that. *messenger

On Tuesday November 28th, 2006, your_only_love (176) writes:

damn awesome lol

On Friday November 17th, 2006, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

Horray horray!! Yay for suicide poems! This is such a fabulous piece, I'm sure I've said it before, but I'll say it again.

On Friday September 29th, 2006, Thorn (443) writes:

YAY! that was great. I'm tired of suicide poems, too. Granted, a suicide poem is a very powerful expression of emotion, all the ones I've read are very shallow and all sound the same.

On Friday September 29th, 2006, An Expired Member (15) writes:

of course, since you left a note, and only people who are attempt suicide for attention leave a not, they'll absolutely KNOW the carrot did it... murdering bastard... :D *~`burned`~*

On Friday September 29th, 2006, An Expired Member (15) writes:

omg, I can't type for shit... *~`burned`~*

On Friday April 7th, 2006, An Expired Member (29) writes:

niiiiice.-silver

On Friday March 10th, 2006, The Fool (1076) writes:

that was funny. and I agree with soul it wasn't offenseive at all. Nice write Darun:)

On Sunday February 5th, 2006, xserratedsoulx (310) writes:

ha. funny. and not at all offenseive. when people fake shit like that for attention, the people who really need help don't get it. ~lauren~

On Wednesday December 21st, 2005, chaos (25) writes:

0.0 nice.

On Sunday December 4th, 2005, Vexed (107) writes:

wow, sounds like fun...

On Monday November 28th, 2005, An Expired Member (11) writes:

I like this one.it was really good.

On Friday October 14th, 2005, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

that is rather perfect. I too am tired of the general depression that abbounds. You have been here longer than i, tell me, is anyone here ever cheerful?

On Friday October 14th, 2005, SilentStalker (1308) writes:

...I think people are more cheerful on the chat, but there is more than depressed poetry on here...best thing to do would be to go to the "Fresh Reads" drop-down list on the main page, and look up, "The Big List"...

On Friday October 14th, 2005, SilentStalker (1308) writes:

...for the most part, people tend to categorize their works appropriately--if there's even an appropriate way to categorize, that is...

On Monday October 17th, 2005, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

Many thanks. I'ts good to know that I'm not the only one who smiles and cracks a joke occasionaly (I can't spell, though...).

On Monday August 29th, 2005, An Expired Member (33) writes:

ths is really funny in a demented way

On Thursday August 18th, 2005, not an addict (54) writes:

gods you earned a mountain of cool points for this... may i just say thank you, and some other stuff that would make you feel good about yourself (sorry for the poor comment, can't think around laughter...)

On Monday June 27th, 2005, An Expired Member (18) writes:

I love this writting, it is alot like my work.

On Thursday June 9th, 2005, Serenity (604) writes:

This kicks ass!

On Monday May 16th, 2005, Drea (1006) writes:

bahaha..the ebilness that is bunnucide. *shakes head* I have lost many to it. Damn you pink bunnies... Aside from that... this poem kicks ass... bunnicide is worse then suicide..remember that.. ^^

On Monday May 16th, 2005, SilentStalker (1308) writes:

...haha; I still can't believe someone can take offense to that practical joke...is that lame or what...?

On Monday May 16th, 2005, Drea (1006) writes:

LOL that's very lame. I think it's classic. Damn it..now I wish I would have wrote a poem with "suicide" in it.. I was cute pink bunnicide.

On Thursday May 12th, 2005, An Expired Member (12) writes:

WOW I LOVE IT AWESOME ON OF MY FAVORITES I LOVE UR WRITING STYLE VERY DESCRIPTIVE IT CAN BE A RAP KEEP IT UP

On Tuesday May 10th, 2005, empty_love (18) writes:

Never apologize for your own opinion, eitherway, I liked this write!

On Tuesday May 3rd, 2005, NumbInside (37) writes:

I don't think you should apologize, this fucking ROCKS!

On Monday May 2nd, 2005, An Expired Member (4) writes:

dude totally awesome i love it!!!!!

On Thursday April 7th, 2005, An Expired Member (9) writes:

*snicker* *snort* *cough* Errrr, that was lovely in a highly demented way.

On Sunday April 3rd, 2005, BleedSilver (378) writes:

This just friggin rocks. I love it. I might just have to fav this...

On Thursday March 31st, 2005, Cinn (190) writes:

I am never going to be able to look at carrots the same way. -Cinn

On Thursday March 3rd, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (70) writes:

LOL Im lauhing my ass off! *Raven*

On Tuesday March 1st, 2005, manunkind (90) writes:

hahahahaha... :D :D :D :D if the people who actually write shit like that are offended, well, they need to get a life... :P :D hahahhaha! i dont think im a very nice person ;) hahahahah

On Saturday February 12th, 2005, LovelyAssassinx (210) writes:

This was absolutely brilliant. Wonderful write. lol. ~Unlucky

On Sunday January 23rd, 2005, An Expired Member (12) writes:

this is hilarious

On Friday January 21st, 2005, An Expired Member (6) writes:

I Like it alot. Some people are thinking we are the same person. Let them know we are not. Cheers

On Friday January 21st, 2005, SilentStalker (1308) writes:

...too many peope with SS as initials...maybe I have to pursue one of my other names Peter had coined me before...

On Wednesday January 19th, 2005, An Expired Member (10) writes:

lol...o wow

On Wednesday January 19th, 2005, Chimauron (131) writes:

LMMFAO LMMFAO LMMFAO!!! You still rule, Darun, you sick fuck!

On Wednesday January 19th, 2005, Butterfly (123) writes:

lmfao I can't believe this. this is to hillarious. I had to read it twice it's so great. I'm still laughing. Awesome.

On Wednesday January 19th, 2005, An Expired Member (5) writes:

2 words : you rule

On Saturday January 15th, 2005, Astra Dei (655) writes:

ive read tis a million times and it only ever gets better!!! your awsome man.

On Wednesday January 12th, 2005, ardneK (102) writes:

lol kick ass! I love this! - >|

On Wednesday January 12th, 2005, K_Love (702) writes:

hahahahaha, I don't even know what to say this was great. Best damn poem I ever read!

On Wednesday January 12th, 2005, Lord Kalgalath (230) writes:

=is on the floor laughing for 10 min before he can reply, tears treaming down his face, sides hurting= AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST FARKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Tuesday January 11th, 2005, stormtalk (920) writes:

Yayyyyyyy for suicide poems! This was good stuff; now and then, every dark subject needs to be subjected to the light of humor.

On Tuesday January 11th, 2005, AbjectColloquialist (41) writes:

I only hope that if (when) I stab myself in the the neck with a paring knife that I can have enough time to write a humorous note in metered verse. What a way to go. Good write, I enjoy stuff that makes me laugh.

On Friday January 7th, 2005, An Expired Member (16) writes:

too funny...yayayay..too funny

On Friday January 7th, 2005, Emptyness Inside Me (196) writes:

this is fucking great darun, you always seem to make me laugh, great job ~Emptyness~

On Friday January 7th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1260) writes:

hehe...

On Monday January 3rd, 2005, stuart_pid (218) writes:

well this is just hillarious. purely ingenious comical hillarity. seriously, youre like my new hero.

On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, Astra Dei (655) writes:

holy shit! this was ...so... omg... this was awsome! lol great rythm. and a good way of taking a not so fun subject and making it something we can laugh about. Go you!

On Wednesday December 22nd, 2004, An Expired Member (24) writes:

haaaaaaaaaaa....that was the funniest shit i've read in a long time...oh thank you, i am so glad this was written.

On Wednesday December 22nd, 2004, An Expired Member (24) writes:

takes deep breath.....

On Wednesday December 22nd, 2004, An Expired Member (24) writes:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

On Tuesday December 14th, 2004, Grey Lies (245) writes:

love the last stanza!!...i like carrot juice....hehehe

On Sunday December 12th, 2004, Drea (1006) writes:

Have I mentioned I love you? I want you to have my baby.

On Thursday December 9th, 2004, Angst Queen (474) writes:

hm...am i being yelled at at all? i don't know. well darun, priceless work as usual, start bringing in more of them for us, we miss ya man

On Wednesday December 8th, 2004, Draven (51) writes:

very nice darun, dude the sarcasm in everyword loved it

On Wednesday December 8th, 2004, SilentStalker (1308) writes:

...a little insight...I have a nasty scar just above my left thumb from cutting (you guessed it) a carrot the wrong way when I was like, 9...I flipped, and started screaming; mom came out and took care of it...

On Wednesday December 8th, 2004, SilentStalker (1308) writes:

...of course she was mad, since she did in fact tell me how to slice food, but the only reason my mom couldn't scold me was because she had to keep reassuring me I wasn't going to die...she was too busy laughing at me...go figure...

On Sunday April 3rd, 2005, BleedSilver (378) writes:

The funny story behind the poem..lol

On Monday December 6th, 2004, AlluringDescent_darkbride (803) writes:

Well...what can I say? Maybe the carrot deserved it? LMAO...this was great...

On Friday December 3rd, 2004, Liz (423) writes:

You are wonderful. Thank you so much.

On Friday December 3rd, 2004, An Expired Member (95) writes:

holy SHIT ********rofl***ha!!!!-zay

On Monday November 29th, 2004, Rone4611 (157) writes:

lol, ya, ya, i should be mad... but im laughing instead =)

On Monday November 29th, 2004, Sin (1680) writes:

lol..this was fucking great, you rock!

On Monday November 29th, 2004, An Expired Member (53) writes:

I forgot, i liked the way u made the knife crawl to ur neck as if u r not the one who did it and i liked the last line"But one last thing I do implore Don't mind the carrot on the floor..." ..Sarcastic..Great Job.

On Monday November 29th, 2004, An Expired Member (53) writes:

First,On Monday November 22nd, 2004, Markus Porkwing (574) writes: I usually just buy baby carrots. Much safer.LooooooooooooooooooooooooooL,nice comment. Second, WTF Darun,u r magician with words..LOVE...Imad

On Friday December 3rd, 2004, Liz (423) writes:

laughing ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooout loud?

On Friday November 26th, 2004, Violet (95) writes:

You really have a knack for rhyming. Yay for satire! :)

On Friday November 26th, 2004, An Expired Member (135) writes:

I love this poem! Itâ€™s so true!

On Thursday November 25th, 2004, Dark Goth (33) writes:

yeah I like this one. I hate my parents too.

On Tuesday November 23rd, 2004, serpentine_fire (212) writes:

hehehe, I like this. good one :-)

On Monday November 22nd, 2004, Raven (383) writes:

Ohhhh... So I need to leave a carrot on the floor? That's what I've been doing wrong the whole time... damn.. *winks* _Raven

On Monday November 22nd, 2004, Raven (383) writes:

This made me laugh for the first time in DAYS... thanks, Darun

On Monday November 22nd, 2004, Markus Porkwing (725) writes:

I usually just buy baby carrots. Much safer.

On Sunday November 21st, 2004, Evil (573) writes:

brilliant, m'love. im glad you're out of the slump. unless you're stuck again. heh. i love you. you're the best. and i agree completely. the suicide poems are bullshit cries for attention..and sometimes you just got to let people know. =) *hug*

On Monday November 22nd, 2004, SilentStalker (1308) writes:

...I don't know yet...I just got pissed and shit this out the other day...I'll find out soon enough if that was enough to kick my writer's block...

On Sunday November 21st, 2004, gothemite (404) writes:

lmfao holy shit... i love you lol

On Sunday November 21st, 2004, Trapped_with_Insanity (133) writes:

lol now that was funny as hell. I agree with June, the last line had me on the floor. ~Diviana~

On Sunday November 21st, 2004, wonderlandhysteria (2228) writes:

The last line killed me.

On Saturday November 20th, 2004, Rachel (394) writes:

I love you. :D

On Saturday November 20th, 2004, Six-Out (1837) writes:

My suicide poem is better, bitch. :)