By request: a graphical 'F*ck You Card'

I must confess I'm Guilty

I just can't get enough

When non-members get pissy

That they can't read my stuff.

So go ahead and hate me.

Break down and have a fit

If your dumb ass could log in

You wouldn't get this shit!!

:D

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On Thursday May 25th, 2006, l mo (63) writes:

nice darun.....i think i'll give this to someone.....lmao

On Thursday May 11th, 2006, SilentStalker (1320) writes:

...I knew I should have taken this old one down...look, there's a link to the newer version...

On Thursday May 11th, 2006, Ainsof (1831) writes:

I dunno, I am kinda partial to this version myself... more fingers!! ;)

On Thursday May 11th, 2006, Ainsof (1831) writes:

hahahaha roflmy fucking ass off!! I soooo need one of these, oh, wait. actually I could use two to go and place an order for the future? how much I'll buy it

On Thursday May 11th, 2006, The Fool (1001) writes:

That's how to show spirits;) is this card hehe

On Thursday May 11th, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (94) writes:

hah! thats the best card i've ever seen. too bad hallmark doesn't make cards like this.

On Sunday February 5th, 2006, xserratedsoulx (275) writes:

thanks for making my night. ~lauren~

On Sunday October 16th, 2005, RepulsiveAttraction (109) writes:

hahaha thats exactly what i need, do you take orders ill need about a dozen of these.

On Sunday May 15th, 2005, Kinkypoptart (765) writes:

This is fuckin awesome. ~*~TarT~*~

On Monday April 4th, 2005, Saint_Reaper (288) writes:

hahaha...... so mean and hate filled yet... oh so fucking funny, i like it

On Tuesday March 1st, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1243) writes:

hehe...this kicks, I know just who to give it to

On Thursday February 17th, 2005, Savannah (290) writes:

Thank you ever so much!!! And to think, I wasted all that time in Hallmark searching for the perfect card...

On Tuesday January 11th, 2005, _untouchable_ (72) writes:

thank you

On Tuesday January 4th, 2005, An Expired Member (1) writes:

i love it

On Wednesday October 27th, 2004, Sex Slave (100) writes:

great

On Tuesday October 12th, 2004, BleedSilver (373) writes:

lmfao this is fucking great dude...

On Tuesday October 12th, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (583) writes:

hah.. love this..

On Friday September 24th, 2004, Sin (1639) writes:

lol...this is great!!

On Monday September 20th, 2004, darkangelXlll (175) writes:

lmfao i love it! ~darlin :D

On Monday August 30th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (552) writes:

nice

On Thursday August 26th, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (607) writes:

roflmao, this is great! hahahah *makes a list of people who would just love to get this in the mail* oo if I send one to dad, will he remember I exsist? *evil grin*

On Sunday August 15th, 2004, The Kid Of Corruption (148) writes:

LMFAO, thanks for makin my day by gettin me to laugh.

On Thursday August 12th, 2004, Rachel (393) writes:

This reminds me of the Mickey Mouse flyer people leave on car windshields. :)

On Tuesday August 10th, 2004, Evil (547) writes:

lmao. i think i'll print it out and send it to everyone i know *beams with pride*

On Tuesday August 10th, 2004, TropicalSnowstorm (748) writes:

Ha, ha! I can think of few people I'd like to send this to. Ciao, T/S

On Thursday August 5th, 2004, TheReap (42) writes:

An instant classic!

On Monday August 2nd, 2004, An Expired Member (69) writes:

HAH!

On Sunday August 1st, 2004, OLd SouL (837) writes:

lol great stuff. Your sense of humor kicks ass.

On Sunday August 1st, 2004, Northstar (454) writes:

I am so going to use this ;)

On Sunday August 1st, 2004, NikesRain (1421) writes:

...and now there truly is a card for every occasion and sentiment. Hallmark eat your heart out. Excellent!

On Sunday August 1st, 2004, Rain In The Willows (853) writes:

hehe...nice work darun, very appealing.. kya

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