The Ice Cream Man, posted by SilentStalker
Author's Note
"The Ice Cream Man"

This was one of the few requests I was able to complete. Based on the requester's dream of a killer ice cream man that used the neighborhood kids as flavors, and that she was the flavor of the ice cream in her dream. I laughed about it, and then shortly afterward composed it.

--Stalker

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On Friday November 2nd, 2007, Instant Insanity (755) writes:
OH MY GOODNESS. It gives me a whole nother view on these cheerful ice cream men riding around. This shit is twisted. Pass me "a Crystal Dream" amego! ][ ][


On Thursday October 18th, 2007, An Expired Member (17) writes:
twisted.......i like.


On Thursday September 20th, 2007, TropicalSnowstorm (693) writes:
I'll take a double scoop of Crystal Dream please.


On Thursday September 20th, 2007, Bluegirl (249) writes:
I thought that the fourth stanza was a little awkward, but aside from that I liked the flow of this quite a bit. Grotesque! I like it. ;)


On Thursday September 20th, 2007, Spiritus_Frumenti (343) writes:
that's a funny thought...-l-


On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, darth ren (40) writes:
i love how your poems tell sick and twisted stories, but always have such good structure. each word has its place, very admirable


On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, SilentStalker (1360) writes:
...I'm what you'd call a perfectionist when it comes to writing; wasn't satisfied with my writes until each had a certain beat to them, and wasn't satisfied with my writing in general until I could use Poe's rhyme scheme...


On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, SilentStalker (1360) writes:
..I enjoy it when I find others who dabble a bit in structure; just like to see if anyone out there enjoys writing similarly, I guess...


On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, SilentStalker (1360) writes:
...DPmail me if you want to see more complex ones; these abcb writes are a dime a dozen; I enjoy testing myself a bit more than that sometimes...


On Thursday July 6th, 2006, l mo (63) writes:
i will never eat ice cream again....you have one twisted mind, darun. seriously


On Wednesday March 8th, 2006, The Fool (1005) writes:
I love this, and I love you for writing it it was so fucking twisted my head is spinning nice job Darun:P


On Thursday November 17th, 2005, Angelic Darkness (40) writes:
Oh my goddess. Sick damned bastard. I think I love you. ^.~ ~*~Angie~*~


On Sunday July 17th, 2005, TheBardOfBlasphemy (473) writes:
sick. you have an interesting mind...


On Wednesday June 8th, 2005, An Expired Member (9) writes:
HEY! I had a dream like this once...sweeeet!


On Tuesday April 26th, 2005, Wounded (22) writes:
Yep, you are demented.... A Yummy little poem!


On Thursday February 10th, 2005, Chimauron (126) writes:
The image of Darun in a Mr Softee uniform with a big evil grin on his face handing out blood-drenched ice cream cones flitted through my mind for a few moments upon reading this... You really are a sick sick bastard. :D Awesome work!


On Tuesday February 8th, 2005, Lotophagi (451) writes:
hehehe, this rocks..... so cool, I absolutely love the concept, I love the dark but light narration... it's easy to read, and damned interesting.. Awesome, awesome write. Thank you.


On Wednesday January 26th, 2005, Pennance (18) writes:
I am never going near an ice cream man again....ever


On Wednesday January 19th, 2005, Rain In The Willows (858) writes:
hehe, Can I have one?


On Tuesday January 11th, 2005, CorruptedLittleGirl (345) writes:
This fucking ruled. I love it. It reminds me of a mixture of my poetry, just much better. You put it together very well, and it truly appealed to my sick sense of humor. You rule.


On Monday November 29th, 2004, Rone4611 (157) writes:
lol, i'll never think of the van halen song in the same way...


On Monday July 26th, 2004, Twilight (2102) writes:
holy shit...that was disturbing. but your flow was impeccable. wow.


On Thursday July 15th, 2004, An Expired Member (9) writes:
i thought it was funny


On Saturday February 28th, 2004, An Expired Member (14) writes:
i loved it...make more make more lol


On Tuesday January 20th, 2004, Daemonicus (639) writes:
HAHA! wicked


On Wednesday December 3rd, 2003, Drea (937) writes:
*has ice cream man flash backs*...*shivers* thanks for the tainted memories..lol ~Drea~


On Wednesday October 29th, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (765) writes:
He he he...I always knew it! They're probably teamed up with those damn bunnies...


On Wednesday October 29th, 2003, Emptyness Inside Me (194) writes:
this was an excelent poem, *speachless* -Emptyness-


On Sunday October 26th, 2003, Delilah (132) writes:
I've seen a movie similar to this...gave me chills...~Delilah~


On Tuesday January 11th, 2005, CorruptedLittleGirl (345) writes:
Yeah, same here! And, it was called The Ice Cream Man! The thing is, that ice cream man was much creepier, while this one would do a much more effective job in tricking the children because he seems so damn appealing. Once again, this poem rules.


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, An Expired Member (29) writes:
well, that is interesting, killer ice cream man, well, murderors come in all forms. good job stalker :)


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Exodus (211) writes:
Delicious....Great Poem..


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, gothemite (398) writes:
o0o0o lovely, i too will never look at an ice cream truck the same ..


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Vampira (98) writes:
This is spooky, and very funny, I can never look at a ice cream truck the same now.....great write


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Crystal Passion (257) writes:
*melts* yay you wrote and it and for me? *dozen kisses* I couldn't have done it better myself. This is the best dedication I've ever had! I just adore you!! XXkRYzXX


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Urban Shipwreck (989) writes:
Oooh nice twist there in the middle. Sick and twisted but well written hehe. ~Ryan


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Lydia Jade (790) writes:
awwww poor crystal!! lmao but it was so god damn funny!!! i love it!! ~Blood~


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, SilentStalker (1360) writes:
...her fault...she gave me the idea...


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Urban Shipwreck (989) writes:
The ice cream guy in my neighborhood got shot. I guess some gang-type-guy got tired of hearing "The Entertainer" repatedly and shot the ice cream guy. Heh. ~Ryan


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Urban Shipwreck (989) writes:
Err, rather, that was like in '95 when I was like 16.


On Saturday October 25th, 2003, Cinn (188) writes:
oh wow this one's got my imagination workin full gear, good write as always



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