When Bunnies Attack

I must confess I'm Guilty

I just can't get enough

When non-members get pissy

That they can't read my stuff.

So go ahead and hate me.

Break down and have a fit

If your dumb ass could log in

You wouldn't get this shit!!

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On Tuesday March 18th, 2008, tangeled (556) writes:

runny babbits!!... are evil. hasn't anyone read watership down. gotta watch your back with those little f*ckers. :) fun write. ~ta~

On Wednesday December 26th, 2007, Circe Avalon (183) writes:

I loved it! Bunnies can be a bit vicious!

On Friday November 2nd, 2007, Instant Insanity (773) writes:

wow, a bit gory and bloody. Made me smile.("Says alot about me") N E Ways. My mother raised rabbits for the majority of my childhood and I can think of of bunnies that fit this poem way too well. Excellent write Darun. ][ ][

On Thursday October 11th, 2007, An Expired Member (17) writes:

bunnies show their true.....fuzziness. wat they do when the parents aren't home. great write

On Sunday August 19th, 2007, Please Press Reset (164) writes:

woah. disturbing and yet, completely awesome.

On Thursday August 2nd, 2007, An Expired Member (8) writes:

still the best thing ive ever read! much love, AMBER HXC

On Sunday July 15th, 2007, Err0r (586) writes:

Bwahahahaa. :D This should be a childrens story!!!! :D

On Tuesday July 10th, 2007, An Expired Member (34) writes:

I am never going to have a bunny now...

On Monday June 25th, 2007, Savannah (290) writes:

Dude, this freaked me out! lol

On Sunday June 24th, 2007, Theappleofyoureye (408) writes:

kind of adorable ;)

On Thursday May 17th, 2007, An Expired Member (4) writes:

I will never look at bunnies the same now. thank you.

On Wednesday March 28th, 2007, AlluringDescent_darkbride (803) writes:

I still love the bunnies...

On Wednesday March 28th, 2007, SilentStalker (1331) writes:

...where the hell have you been, lady...? I was, like, Just thinking about you, and there you commented...

On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, RepulsiveAttraction (112) writes:

excellent rhyme scheme, little furry bastards can't be trusted.

On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1171) writes:

fucking excellent

On Wednesday November 1st, 2006, An Expired Member (32) writes:

hehehe

On Thursday October 26th, 2006, An Expired Member (132) writes:

that was great!

On Thursday September 21st, 2006, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

Look out for us Bunnies. We're vicious. *Laughing* this work is still so fantastic...

On Thursday July 6th, 2006, l mo (64) writes:

...and i thought bunnies were such cute, innocent creatures.

On Saturday May 20th, 2006, Sinful_Dark_Desires (29) writes:

This is great!!... I always thought the bunnies hiding in the bushes were up to something! lmao!

On Friday May 12th, 2006, Vicious Pixie (53) writes:

lmao....makes me think of the killer rabbit from that monty python movie. now i know why this is such a favorite.

On Saturday April 29th, 2006, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

As a Bunny, I must say, wow. I love this write, and am so glad I found it. You just made my day.

On Thursday March 2nd, 2006, Estrella Destrozada (234) writes:

Sick and twisted and perfect ;) The words flow tremendously...not a missed beat or anything... DEATHBUNNIES RULE

On Friday January 13th, 2006, The Fool (1048) writes:

Psychotic I loved it *bunnies Ick* To think I used to own them*Shivers*

On Saturday February 12th, 2005, blue (1780) writes:

:):) hehe that was good, wickedly good. ~b

On Saturday February 12th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (329) writes:

funny, sweet and morbid a sickly mixture -kitty

On Monday December 6th, 2004, AlluringDescent_darkbride (803) writes:

lol It's been awhile since I read this one as well. I still love it! lol damn bunnies.

On Saturday November 27th, 2004, An Expired Member (135) writes:

I told you those bunnies are out to kill us all! *Runs away screaming*

On Wednesday June 23rd, 2004, Railway_Butterfly (477) writes:

lol!Ooooh I liked this...once again,the piece flows wonderfully....damn bunnies!! *shakes fist*..xxx...

On Tuesday April 27th, 2004, Guttercat (36) writes:

Morbid... but cute. =) What's next? Killer Hamsters from Mars? Give that man a beer.

On Wednesday April 14th, 2004, Cinn (190) writes:

ha this was great and yeah very monty pythonesque theres just something about bunnies......they can't be that innocent and cute and fluffy.....

On Tuesday January 20th, 2004, Daemonicus (657) writes:

heheheh made me laugh but strangely also felt a little soft spot of love

On Tuesday January 6th, 2004, suicideseason (2161) writes:

"When she came to the doorstep She found her buddy's head And before she could cry for help The little girl was dead" is astounding...the whole poem is.i love this.~season

On Friday December 12th, 2003, Raven (383) writes:

This is really morbid... yet cute, all at the same time... nicely done..._Raven

On Saturday November 29th, 2003, Markus Porkwing (725) writes:

Sounds like the Killer Rabbit from the Holy Grail got loose again! Yay for fluf of fear!

On Wednesday October 8th, 2003, HeLlSeND (60) writes:

i knew i liked rabbits for a reason..though i must admit, radioactive butterflies would prolly scare tha shit outta me....

On Wednesday October 8th, 2003, SilentStalker (1331) writes:

hahaha....

On Tuesday October 7th, 2003, OLd SouL (848) writes:

Reminds me of Moldy Peaches. Anyway, this was refreshing... thanks for the treat.

On Tuesday October 7th, 2003, Crystal Passion (263) writes:

i remember i saw a movie once about killer bunnies... i must go find my security blanket now...

On Sunday October 5th, 2003, Lady_Lilith (113) writes:

Thanks for the good laugh... ehehe Wonderful work! *Lilith*

On Monday October 6th, 2003, SilentStalker (1331) writes:

...I can't believe I got the beautiful Lilith to comment on one of my works...an honor indeed, but the thanks has to go to Alluring Descent, too, for inspiring me...

On Friday October 3rd, 2003, Delilah (140) writes:

When I was about six...we had bunnies...they attacked my brother Jason and tore up his hand, he still has scars from it...*shivers*...~Delilah~

On Thursday October 2nd, 2003, Drea (976) writes:

hahahaha very funny.. just what i needed.. damn bunnies i knew they were evil..i just couldnt prove it till now ~Drea~

On Thursday October 2nd, 2003, Urban Shipwreck (1001) writes:

Hah hysterical SS. One of my buddies had two gay bunnies that we'd always catch getting it on. Creepy. ~Urban Shipwreck~

On Thursday October 2nd, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (803) writes:

Yes! I love it! Perfect! Thank you...Damned bunnies. What's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway??? LOL

On Thursday October 2nd, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (803) writes:

You know what? Now I'm going to have "I Got a Theory" from Buffy the Musical going through my head all night...*sings*It could be bunnies...

On Thursday October 2nd, 2003, cre (532) writes:

*laughs* I was thinking the SAME thing! I *looovvve* that episode :)

On Tuesday December 30th, 2003, Demosthenes (226) writes:

bunnies arent just cute like everybody supposes! theyve got them hoppy legs and twitchin little noses! ...okay, ill stop. -B

On Thursday October 2nd, 2003, Liz (413) writes:

Reminds me of Monty Python.

On Wednesday October 1st, 2003, Loserland (138) writes:

yes ..yes ..the humor is nice

On Thursday October 2nd, 2003, morbiddemonchild (33) writes:

ha ha- i love this poem...scary and funny at the same time..."mommy, can i get a bunny?"...he he...

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