Written shortly after my entrance into my tour in Korea. The roommate I was with had just learned of his girlfriend cheating on him while he was overseas, and, well, I thought this up for the both of us. I thought it was pretty cool; he just looked at me funny, and then laughed and asked for a copy.
I still haven't found anyone else to use the phrase "With this hatchet I thee wed," though I had my hopes up when I bought the Murderdolls CD. Alas, I might be the only Really disturbed fuck out there. Somehow I doubt it, but, well, I need evidence to prove me wrong.
--Stalker