I wasn't kidding
when I called you fagot
and slammed my burrito in your face.
When you fuck with me
and my monetary emotions
regarding food
I get stupid crazy
and spit on things
like your face
with my words.
You lied
You cheated
You kept my fucking change
after you fucked up my order
you took way to long
getting my soda
and it is the wrong fucking size!
Don at Domino's must die!
I am not a serial phone shopper
I don't send back my food
I am just a friendly patron
you fuckers!
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