" When recieving an award a princess must always thank those in her life that inspire her..."


*cuddles tightly with her faux bronze award... thanks much Drea*

Thank you everyone. There are a great many people I would like to thank this evening. It is in the name of them that I shall receive tonight's award.

First off, I would like to thank the Mc Donald's Franchise for systematically becoming the world's most indiscriminant weapon of mass destruction and distrubutor of happy meals.

Next I would wish to show my appreciation for the Wal-Mart Corperation for providing so many "right to work job opurtunites" and still manage to have over 70 percent of it's employees living below the poverty line... that's quite a feat!

At this time I also wish to give two thumbs up to my president George Bush Jr. and his enthusiasm for his peace campaign... which is adamantly shown when he screams every five minutes "send in the troops!"

And Finally (drumroll please... thanks Monkee) I would like to show my love for Mr. David Letterman the prince of late night and his beloved "Top Ten List" for giving me a reason to live on those cold lonely night I spend at home cuddling with my snicker's bars and my KISS doll.


(applause) Thank you Thank (burst into tears)
Thank you (fade to black) *Cheers* ( Thanks Miseria )

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