So the obvious thing I started thinking was, does the world run counter-clockwise or clockwise? You say clockwise pretty quickly there my friend, but that just shows my point. You have a northern perspective. We all do. Almost. Okay, not all of us because I don't think that way. You see, take this glass for example. This is the world. If I turn it around this way, then we look at it and you'll say that it's going clockwise. Okay, now wait. Now I'll lift the glass up and turn it in the same direction. Now which way is it going? You're right, it is still going clockwise, but you're only half right. Look at it from the bottom. I'm still turning it the same way. Which way is it going? Ah-ha! Counter-clockwise! But you said clockwise before. Are you taking that back? Oh-ho-ho, now you're saying both are you? Well you're right! But you still don't get it do you? What? That's the biggest bunch of crap I've ever heard! Who cares about seeing things from the other point of view?!? It's the beer man, don't you get it? Pay attention. Since the world goes BOTH clockwise AND counter-clockwise, it means that time and anti-time exist simul...simulta...they exist together. Stop laughing! I'm only slightly drunk and this is serious! Haven't you ever wondered how they get Foster's all the way here from Australia and still keep it fresh? Australia is in the southern hemisphere! Remember when you looked at the glass from the bottom? That was the southern hemisphere, because if you remember, the glass was the world and I was turning it so that you could tell me which way it was going. Now...we live in the northern part of the glass where it was going clockwise. That is where we have time. You can tell because if you look at that clock you can tell that it's going clockwise. But if you go to Australia...ohhh, it's all different there. You see, they put the brew in the boats and start towards here. They use the boats for three reasons. You see, the rocking of the boat helps mix it up and give it that good flavor. Also, it doesn't matter that the boats are slower than planes, because they're in the southern hemisphere where there's anti-time. Well it doesn't affect everything you moron! Things like that require some type of field to focus. Haven't you ever heard that water in a toilet runs clockwise down the drain here, but counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere? It's the same principle. On the boats, they make the tubs that hold the brew toilet shaped because it creates that field that keeps it fresh. You see...

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