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"Carol of the Bells Answering Machine" by spontaneous_insanity

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NOTE: This is the second installment in a short series. This one goes to the melody of...you guessed it, Carol of the Bells.

You've reached our phone
We are not here
Leave a message
After the beep

We'll call you back
Soon as we can
Just leave your name
And number too

We will return your phone call
We will return your phone call

You've reached our phone
We are not here
Leave a message
After the beep

Not home
Not home

(note: The last part, 'not home' is done in place of Carol of the Bells' 'ding dong'. This was also sung in the background during different parts of the message.)



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On Wednesday August 20th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
That sucked, lol~whort_diddy


On Monday August 18th, 2003, Six-Out (1799) writes:
I've never heard that song...maybe I'm slow.


On Monday August 18th, 2003, spontaneous_insanity (10) writes:
Well I would sing it for you but...no, no I wouldn't. Umm, my best memory of it is from Home Alone 2. A choir sings it. Fast song, starts out "Christmas is here, bringing good cheer"



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