1.)Thou shalt not overdraw thy bank account.
2.)Thou shalt not talk on a cell phone while driving.
3.)Thou shalt not let thy pit bull kill thy neighbor.
4.)Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s child.
5.)Thou shalt not put the lord’s name on your customized
license plate.
6.)Thou shalt not buy cigarettes from another country over
the internet.
7.)Thou shalt not download free mp3’s.
8.)Thou shalt not kill unless you’re defending your property
and have given 2 verbal warnings.
9.)Thou shalt not underpay you federal income tax, or ye shall
be charged interest even though the IRS shall not pay you
interest on taxes you have overpaid.
10.)Thou shalt not hold the government accountable to the
original constitution of the United States. It was written
well over 200 years ago and is hardly applicable today.
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