Told the folks right where I'd be
With Missy to study for Chemistry
Pulled a pair of sweats over my miniskirt
Got a Youth Group jacket over a skintight shirt
I'm goin' out to flirt.

Got there when the party was jumpin'
Over in the corner was a drunk guy humpin'
A girl who was wasted and already passed out
Well she won't notice when he starts to spout
Girl, you better watch out.

Made my way to the dance floor
Everybody screaming for more more more
Suddenly a metal band began to play
Had a momentary doubt if I should stay
Girl are you ok?

When a mosh pit started I began to learn
That when you get excited you begin to burn
Felt a funny feeling back between my thighs
Looked around to see a bunch of messed up guys
Never close your eyes.

Pushed into the crazy throng
Wish I wasn't wearing my new red thong
Felt a guy push up against my dignity
Trying to conceal my virginity
He got my purity

All around me hands are grabbing each square inch
Feeling raped with every little squeeze and pinch
But my good friend Mo'says you surrender your tits
When you step inside of one of those mosh pits
He's been takin hits.

Mommy and Daddy please don't cry
I may have gotten pregnant but I love this guy
He taught me what it's like to be flyin' free
He's the one who rid me of virginity
He's the one for me.

Went to that party lookin' for attention
Found it in the mosh pit lacking anal retention
Just a little word to all you mosh pit virgins
Don't deny your body of its primal urgin's
Or you'll miss one of life's many great excursions.

For Caleb
*copyright 1999

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