Red haired Chinese girl with a Southern Drawl

~ TropicalSnowstorm ~

Everyone has their own taste,
on what is pretty in their eyes.
There’s a lid for every pot -
one man’s toss off, another’s prize.
My brother likes Latinas,
one of my cousins loves fat chicks.
Some people go for muscles,
others like them skinny as sticks.

I’ve got a friend from Jersey
that likes his women blonde and tall.

But I’m just looking
for a red-haired Chinese girl
with a Southern drawl.

I’ve hit each Asian buffet
between Memphis and Tupelo
and though I ain’t found her yet,
one day I’ll order her "to go".
Kung Pao chicken and cornbread…
at breakfast, grits and wonton soup.
Make love on a rocking chair,
then shoot some squirrels from our stoop.

A gal to practice Hung Gar
that still knows to call you guys "y’all".

So I’m holding out
for a red-haired Chinese girl
with a Southern drawl.

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Comments on "Red haired Chinese girl with a Southern Drawl"

On Sunday, December 7, 2008, carlosjackal (1799) wrote:

Fabulous..I can't think of anymore words right now because this simply, is just so...Fabulous :) -Carl
On Saturday, June 27, 2009, carlosjackal (1799) wrote:

Still loving this one :) -Carl
On Wednesday, December 12, 2007, Argentum (13) wrote:

I love this... makes you think about your own preferences for people... well done.
On Thursday, July 19, 2007, Sharon Rose (625) wrote:

Still one of my favorites, after all these years.
On Wednesday, May 10, 2006, Astra Dei (586) wrote:

hm.. im a red headed irish/italian born in missouri, raised in arkansas and i eat a lo of chineese.... close?
A former member wrote: Real Cool :P Im a red head but afraid Im not Chinese , nor with southern drawl . hehe
On Saturday, October 29, 2005, the dried flower (78) wrote:

lol..............nice..........
On Sunday, May 1, 2005, blue (1605) wrote:

:) HA! I Loved it!! I too am looking for a red haired chinese girl, but NOT with the southern drawl! :):) Thank you, ~b
On Sunday, May 1, 2005, MindRape (715) wrote:

*smiles* this was cute and clever TS I enjoyed it much!
A former member wrote: i hope all works out for you! best of luck with your search ;)
On Saturday, May 15, 2004, aXe FactoR (395) wrote:

this really cracked me up...! awesome write! :)
On Saturday, June 5, 2004, aXe FactoR (395) wrote:

btw... lols... i used to have dyed bright red hair that i dyed black now & i also happen to be a chinese who scored an A for english & C for chinese. lols... i happened 2 read this again 2day. i still find it awesome. :) -MeL-
On Sunday, March 21, 2004, sulkylime (238) wrote:

i love this! heehee cute poem. you sound confident here.. are you still looking for this girl?
On Tuesday, February 3, 2004, Silver Spectre (89) wrote:

I love this write.... light hearted and creative........... thanks Silver
A former member wrote: I remember this from the old dp when it first came out... loved it then, loved it now. One day you will find her man...
A former member wrote: we actually have a girl like that in our battalion.. she's japanese and from montana.. and has a total texas accent.. hilarious
On Sunday, May 11, 2003, Aurora_Light (518) wrote:

high demands but then if u don't have such w/ love then way love at all
On Thursday, March 20, 2003, Jonas (820) wrote:

patiently patiently (maybe achingly) waiting for that 'perfect girl'(reference to fifth element) that you know one day will show her face... or will she. damn.
On Thursday, February 20, 2003, liquid_emotion (391) wrote:

*hysterical laughter*