(a collaborated work done with the assistance of my lovely roomate RAY RAY)

red and inflated
swollen and throbbing
oh just to watch them
sweaty and bobbing

taunting and teasing
tempting my tummy
i'm just sure that they taste
all too yummy

oh just for one second
to sink my teeth in
to chew the delicious
flaps of skin

but why wont you let me
you know you'd enjoy
letting me use you as
my own chew toy

rubbing and cooing
licking em down
you know you cant sit
till you flip them around

just let me help you
ill ease your pain
it will be better than
novacain

seeping and gooing
you drove me insane
your sweet swollen mass
of dilated veins

for those who dont know
the joys i speak of
tis the unbridled lusts
of hemorrhoid love....

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