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(The end result of mingling the minds of Moodswing and Twisted Vanity)




Everyday the same shit occurs
It boggles the mind and stifles the words
Some brainless oaf with diarrhea of the mouth
Explodes his foamy load haphazardly about

With every smelly word he spews
He rapes me of my moral views
Repeatedly pillaging my sanity
His very being offensive you see

Plundering a hole in my brain
Burning cells like acid rain
Grinding away at my inner peace
Forcing himself like a rabid beast

It seems that society cannot escape
This indulgence of mental rape
No matter how one tries to run from it
You will be attacked by the pillage idiot


Copyright 2003 Moodswing

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On Thursday April 8th, 2004, Moodswing (72) writes:
*walks about cleaning up the mess from the last episode of "Dark Nights", carefully stepping over the alligator, finding the charred remains of the mighty stalking one she tuckes it in her bag and skips off*


On Thursday April 8th, 2004, Moodswing (72) writes:
since he wont be needing that anymore...*scratches head* mebbee he would like a brand new one...*pulls out the ultramegapleasurevibe 2000 and runs to find SS*


On Thursday April 8th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
If you find many's bra anywhere, could you please bring that to me :) Thanks.. you're such a doll.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
*flops down on the floor* I can't keep up anymore... burnt member, spongebob boxers, many's bra... alligator peeing.. Marvin Gaye and Queen. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Well, SS was gonna try to seduce me wearing mu unmentionables while playing Marvin Gaye, AFTER he dumbfounded you by doing the booty dance whilst wearning a pair of ratty old granny drawers...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
but then my pet gator, that Six gave me, peed in his bed and bit off half of his who0haa, then I went and accidently burnt the other half off with a magnfying glass, and he got all upset and took off. And I don't think SS wants to play with me anymore.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Sooooooo, OLd darlin', what ya doing tonite? I'll sing you my new song...he lives in a pineapple under the sea..., and don't worry about the gator, he just ate a chicken.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
Hmmm many, I thought maybe something involving you, me.. the alligator... throw in some ice.. a lawn rake.. and some foot powder. *winks* good times


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...rofl...cute sum-up...I'm off to fake like I'm smoking a cigarrette...Last night was ROUGH...jeez...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...oh and how dare you look at my stuff while I was in the bathroom...shame on you! just when I was close to completion of my sacred medetiation...*wipes ear off*


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Hey, I'm nosey what can I say. I got bored. It was either snoop or let my pet gator pee in your bed now; how'd you like them beans?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...so that's where half of it went...*finishes appliying the bandage*...no more gators in bed...it's already short enough, dammit...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Oh, hey, that's O.K. I got a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass right here!


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...ooohhh...nice...OUCH!!! Watch where you put them damn tweezers! The light through that fucking magnifying glass is burning what I have left of my....FUCK!!! IT'S GONE!!!


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...heh, if that happened to someone more than once, hell, even once, I'd be worried...lol


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
I bet you will, how could you forget a thing like that, its not like it happens every day...or does it?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
*takes his eaten, burnt member elsewhere*...I'll remember this!


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Ahhhhhh. *Sits back and starts singing the old Queen song*...and another ones gone, and another ones gone, another one bites the dust...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Wellllll, in that case I guess I better givce you back your Powerpuff Girls athletic cup then.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...why you...*btw, look at the earlier cmts*...I have no such thing...that was...not my gym locker...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
What gym locker? I stole it from that My Pretty Pony box under your bed when you were in the bathroom.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...that was Care Bears, dammit...get it straight...*runs off crying*


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Ahhhh, there there Sweetums. If you come back and play some more you can borrow my Malibu Barbie.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...I'm figuring a removable ball gag, handcuffs, and some whip marks on his back...and an all new pull-string that makes him yell 'Yes, Mistress! Please, Mistress! Barbie! your name is Barbie!'...just a thought...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
They didn't have a Ken that I saw, hmmmmm, might have to root around in the kidlets toy box and see what I can come up with.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...wonder what the Ken looks like...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Ya know they had one of those someone had all doctored up on EBay a few months back.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...nah, I think Dominatrix Barbie has a nice ring to it...can't seem to find her anywhere...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Sometimes there isn't a reply button after a comment, or is that just me? Anyways, SS, my dear, as for the toilet, just don't let it happen again, I'd hate to have to rip your eyelids off.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
No come to think of it, I'd probably enjoy it.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
YEAH DO IT... Then he would have to stare at me wearing your bra. *rubs hands together* Its the perfect plan for torture. MWAHAHAHAHA


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...umm...that did NOT give me a good image...*looks around*...don't you have something...sexier...?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
..only if you're watching...I can't be alone with that old lug...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
How's about my peach teddy and wrap? I even have a pair of heeled slippers that match.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Well, if you'd wax your legs I guess I could let you wear the matching panties as well. Errr, though that might just cause him to go blind as well but then we could get him a guide ferret.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Oh, oh, oh, or I could let SS wear my old ratty granny type drawers, think that would throw old OLd for a loop?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...holy fuck, now I'm officially scarred for life...I hope you guys are happy...*washes his brain out with a shotgun shell*


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...and my boxers are monotone...none of that kiddie stuff...I'm a MAN...*goes back to sucking his thumb*


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Oh, poor SS. Dibs on his Sponge Bob boxers!!!!!!!!


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, flying_fox (764) writes:
this is great!!! so so true and made me laugh at the same time. Fantastic!! Fox


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, Moodswing (72) writes:
this is fucking great.....my very own soap opera.....hells yeah......more more MORE!!!


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
A grey one at that Sweetcheeks, unless you'd druther I wear my dark lavender one?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...well, if you're offering...*puts 'Marvin Gaye's Greatest Hits' on*...guess I'll just sit and wait here...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Ohhhhhh, Marvin Gaye absolutely melts me *shudder* *sigh*


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...hmmm, now where did I put those again...?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
well usually it doesn't, just depends on what you do with it and all your other little dingly dangly thingys.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
lol...I thought size didn't matter...FINE! I'm not playing in your playpen anymore!


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Welll, if the gator done chomped half of it you'd BETTER have some pretty good tricks.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...yep, I'm the man...now no one else use my tricks, you hear...?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
*waits on couch, in spongebob boxers and powerpuff girls tank top*...oh, where is this lavender mistress...?


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
ROFL, oh the visuals. Hehehehehe just thinking of swiping your bio pic and playing around with it in my paintshop. Hmmmmmmm.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...I truly think it'd be hard to get any wearing stuff like that...but, you know, some people like it kinky...lol *not me, I'm a really normal person, lol*


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
ROFLMAO!!!!! Ouchie, ouchie, it hurts to laugh, need more of the feel good juice.


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Hey Stalker, a lead pipe!!! You wouldn't go and hit a lady now would you?


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...dammit all...fine then...*trades pipe for feather*...there! *whack* *whack* *whack*...haha...feel my wrath!


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
...oooohhhhh baby! Do it again! Do it again!


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
so not fair.. I've got a knot on my head and she gets her damn nose tickled. *crosses arms*


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Well then perhaps you should just try to wile him with your womanly charms then OLd, old boy. A wink and a nudge do wonders.


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...now many in a wonderbra and silk camoselle...*thinks for a moment*...I'll be back in a few...*goes to the bathroom*


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
*puts on many's bra* Come here.. loverboy.


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...OLd SouL in a wonderbra...? *pukes*...no fucking way...*runs off to get drunk off of Drano to forget about the visuals*


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
ok forget about it... *steals many's bra* I'm going to pelt him with water balloons with this here slingshot.


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Or I can loan you my grey silk camoselle and Victoria's Secret wonderbra if ya think that'll hepl.


On Tuesday December 16th, 2003, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...YES! *smacks OLd SouL in the head*...hehe, well, he DID give me the idea...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Psssst, guess what? OLd cried while watching The Lion King.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
Be quiet you! *shoves many's head between his padded boobs* or I'll smother you...


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Hahahahaha, that won't work cause I can breathe through my ears, neener-neener-neener!


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
*tap* *whack* Ooops, did that hurt?


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...hey, I never used a 2x4...not fair...*picks helmet up off the ground*


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Ohhhh poor baby! Did him get a boo-booo, him want many to kiss it and make it all better, just lemme get my hammer first.


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
*grabs a lead pipe*...yeah, bring it on...


On Thursday March 18th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
*rubs head* oww.. where the hell is many with that 2x4?


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
Hehehehehe, sorry, I got lost in the bathroom.


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, OLd SouL (833) writes:
What the heck were you doing in there? Hurry up and smack Stalker for me. The 2x4 gives me splinters... or I'd do it myself.


On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...heh, sorry 'bout that...


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, manywalks (947) writes:
IWell, if you must know, I fell in, some damned fool forgot to put the seat down.


On Tuesday April 6th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
*puts on a helmet*


On Friday August 22nd, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (763) writes:
Oh that is great. lol...I can't stop laughing...Oh man...lol


On Friday August 22nd, 2003, manywalks (947) writes:
Lol, this was just great, I'll second Old Soul just after I pick up my trusty old two by four. ~ mw


On Thursday August 21st, 2003, OLd SouL (833) writes:
lol Hell yeah, love it. Makes me wanna scream, "YES!" then smack somebody on the head.


On Thursday August 21st, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (527) writes:
HAHAHAHHHA!! What can I say of my daughter and my best friend but that you are both just too fucking precious!!!! No wonder I love you both SO much!! ~Vel~



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