’Tis the Season

Elvis thrusts to the
Jingle Bell Rock as

Shabby street-Santas
Ring their mercy-plea bells

And spendthrift shoppers
Stampede to their deaths.

It’s our most solemn season:
Merry Christmastime Hell.

• On Tuesday, December 13, 2005, ApathysKiss (419) wrote:
  
  lmao@elisa, well i've got all my presents, just annoyed i have to wrap them now, like spending money on people who don't deserve it isn't enough...pfft.
  
  
• On Monday, December 12, 2005, Raven (337) wrote:
  
  It's like a list of things viewed through the eyes of the damned... I love how you did this. Have a holly jolly hell, indeed... :)
  
  
• On Monday, December 12, 2005, elisa (1891) wrote:
  
  Elvis -Thrusts- to the Jingle Bell Rock (hence, Elvis the Pelvis)
  
  
• On Tuesday, December 13, 2005, Liz (339) wrote:
  
  Hmm, that might be worth changing. Anybody else agree w/ elisa?
  
  
• On Monday, December 12, 2005, Crimson Shade (99) wrote:
  
  As soon as i read "jingle bell rock" i was hoping for the poem to go to the tune!! - DAMN - short and sweet though.