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Man With Small Penis

Alas these long hours you must endure
a hardship unknown by all
Your ego so ample and grand
it's hard comprehend

Your mouth runs like a cheetah
So fast and pompous
the only difference evident to me
a cheetah has a bigger penis

Your cute as a puppy
a gentle stroke can withhold my heart
A puppy so young and playful
still has a larger penis

Your skin as soft as a newborn chinese baby
puts a smile on my face
many years to shed inoccence
still has a larger penis

Sunsets on the beach
as we snuggle together
i still can't help but think
man you got a small penis

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On Friday November 16th, 2007, SilentStalker (1324) writes:

...they say honesty is the best policy, so when coworkers start looking around for something to measure six inches, I go to unbutton my pants...hasn't gotten me any yet, but none are shy around me anymore, at all...gotta be some good in there, I'd think... ;)

On Friday November 16th, 2007, Nill (172) writes:

It sure must suck.

On Friday April 6th, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2404) writes:

I saw this in the fresh comments...first thing I thought was - who wrote me a bloody poem again?!?!?! Harumph!! HAHAHAHA - this is very scathing in an immediatley funny way...now where's that transplant kit?!?! :P:P:P:P

On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, RepulsiveAttraction (109) writes:

LMAO. HAHAHA. you should write insulting greeting cards you have a gift.

On Friday April 6th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1143) writes:

fucking bloody genious and witty, fully agree with E

On Tuesday March 16th, 2004, nightshade (78) writes:

lol you sure have studied a lot of penisis hehe just kidding what a way to strike a normal man down i liked the rythm and the laugh ~night~

On Saturday March 13th, 2004, Jadedwings (356) writes:

this is just too much...lol...does he really not know that he has a really small penis? he does now....lol

On Friday March 12th, 2004, Twilight (2102) writes:

lol what the hell just happened here? i dont know but i like it...

On Monday March 8th, 2004, Spiritus_Frumenti (349) writes:

hehehe...very nice..-l-

On Monday March 8th, 2004, An Expired Member (19) writes:

HA! So f-ing funny. Good write.

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