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IM So Goth!

~Steps on her black Soap Box~

Im so goth
I only wear black
well, maybe red
latex and combat boots is all that sits in my closet
I stole it all, Cuz Im so goth

Im so goth
I never knew the pleasure
Of huffing Glue
Until I turned Goth

Wait, I was born goth
I'll Die goth
I wonder if God is goth?
Wait there is no god
Thats right I'm wiccan!
*sighs* Im so depressed

My boyfriend wears more make up than me
he stole my fucking lipstick!
we go through 4 cans of aqua net a week
Were so Goth!

I cant get a job
because I refuse to look "normal"
I cant wear any color but black
Im so goth my teeth are even black
Im so depressed
I have no paycheck
I heard Mickey D's will hire goths

Wait I cant be happy
because Im goth
I cannot laugh
I cant tell jokes
But I can overdose on coke!!

I have to stay up all night
I swear I must really be a vampire
I smoke clove cigarettes
And dance in one spot
I just swing my arms around alot

Im so goth and your not
Im the gothest of the Goth
Im deader than dead
I cant cake any more black eyeliner on
Dammit, he took that too!
Im full of anger
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Im so depressed
I should kill myself
yea Ill cut deep
That way they will know Im goth!

((this wont be up long, it was just a funny inspired by the chatterbox this evening...Thanks for the inspiration Sharon! lol)

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On Friday May 23rd, 2008, Chaos God (81) writes:

I Agree With The Fucker Below Me!!!

On Wednesday March 19th, 2008, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

Seriously, this is still one of the most amazing things I've ever read!!!!

On Friday September 21st, 2007, Aunty Depressant (711) writes:

Jeez(oops sorry..bastardized truncation of Jesus!) Still up n running... I'm glad..good for a laugh.My daughter has been bitten by the urges of black. I figure if I keep telling how cool she is...is might pass.

On Friday September 21st, 2007, Aunty Depressant (711) writes:

Maybe if I copied her it would freak her out :P

On Sunday June 10th, 2007, Theappleofyoureye (454) writes:

i was just talking about this last night... funny i should come across it. just hilarious ! ;)

On Saturday June 2nd, 2007, The Undead Weasel (13) writes:

Haha... i started laughing so hard my brother came in and asked if i was ok. seriously... i loved it!

On Thursday May 24th, 2007, asphyxia (77) writes:

ahahaha! cutting? so emo is the new goth not new punk? OH NO! many teeny boppers will have an indentity crisis after reading this! *wink wink* hehe, this is just too funny!

On Tuesday May 8th, 2007, stormtalk (909) writes:

"Poetry 07/25/2003 IM So Goth!" --- "((this wont be up long, it was just a funny inspired..."... haha.

On Monday May 21st, 2007, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

Yessssss.ppl just wouldnt stop commenting on it...so here it still is..like a forgotten fossil....*grins*

On Monday April 30th, 2007, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

This is so amazing... never fails to give me a good laugh when I'm in a crummy mood...

On Friday December 29th, 2006, Bella Butchery (1143) writes:

ha! good

On Sunday December 3rd, 2006, Zen (629) writes:

heh

On Thursday September 21st, 2006, Nail Bunny (229) writes:

God, this is fabulous! And the saddest part is, i know people who are that goth. So goth they shit bats. God, i just can't get over how fucking funny this work is.]!

On Saturday September 16th, 2006, carlosjackal (1657) writes:

You don't have to be Goth to like this poem. Quite a watershed in the way this is a Goth laughing at herself. Very refreshing.

On Wednesday June 21st, 2006, kiss of the dark (43) writes:

In reality, the "Goths" (a religious group) worshiped God. But if you want to get technical, "goth" is a type of architecture....so if you're a building or a type of wood molding, okay, you're "goth".

On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, wicked flesh (32) writes:

I'm so "Goth" I wear flying buttresses in my hair!

On Sunday May 20th, 2007, Sharon Rose (639) writes:

hahahah. Now that was a good addition..

On Tuesday June 6th, 2006, Astra Dei (644) writes:

lol. . okay okay youre gother than i am! but then again, i never made the claim. This was funny as hell. thanks for posting it. -Natelle

On Saturday May 13th, 2006, Ashlar (257) writes:

lol... crazy poem

On Friday May 12th, 2006, Kinkypoptart (766) writes:

lmao. I wish I was as goth as you are. Amazing.. absolutely amazing... Finally... someone at this site with enough balls to stand up against the wierdos. Grreat write ~*~Tart~*~

On Friday May 12th, 2006, An Expired Member (1) writes:

Funny in a twisted way I loved it though

On Tuesday May 9th, 2006, Sharon Rose (639) writes:

Still good. Still glad to have given the inspiration. :) Thanks for leaving this up: needed reminded of an old sarcastic smile today.

On Saturday April 22nd, 2006, TheBardOfBlasphemy (472) writes:

haha well done :)

On Saturday March 18th, 2006, PoeticHellion (250) writes:

WOw. In a creepily funny way, this reminds me of my best friend.

On Thursday March 16th, 2006, Thorn (440) writes:

This is made even funnier by the fact that I know people who are alarmingly similar to this.

On Friday January 7th, 2005, MyScarsStillBleed (26) writes:

labels are so stupid. I hate that people who want to be "goths" say they're Wiccan because they want people to think they're evil and that they worship the devil. It's part of the reason Wiccans have a bad name.

On Tuesday December 14th, 2004, Rain In The Willows (855) writes:

Bleh, My opinion has changed over time, and I guess I did the whole supposed Gothicish thing, But my opinion is now as stands: I don't need a label to be me. I AM my own label...

On Wednesday July 14th, 2004, Violet (95) writes:

"I'm so goth even my teeth are black" cracked me up.

On Wednesday July 14th, 2004, Violet (95) writes:

Luckily I only fit 2 of the stereotypes mentioned in this piece. But I don't even call myself goth.

On Saturday July 10th, 2004, An Expired Member (69) writes:

Hah. This is the shyt. Much Love. --- Mari

On Sunday February 1st, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1822) writes:

I still love this.. but please do delite the wont saty up for long part.. cous your a damn liar. hey that does make you even more goth, I guess

On Sunday February 1st, 2004, flying_fox (769) writes:

oh fuck this cracked me up... especially the "And dance in one spot I just swing my arms around alot"! I read once in an article on goths that this move was called "The Tree". What bollocks! No goth I know had ever heard of it. This satire is perfect.

On Tuesday December 23rd, 2003, Dancing_Monkey (1822) writes:

wont be up long.. hmm wonders about how time works..

On Tuesday December 23rd, 2003, Petrified Wood (70) writes:

*laughs aloud* I really enjoyed this one and McD's will higher just about anyone...**jwd**

On Sunday November 23rd, 2003, Demosthenes (222) writes:

not up long?! girl, you will keep this up forever or face my wrath. i ADORE it. it owns my soul. yowza. -B

On Monday November 10th, 2003, frost bite (48) writes:

HAHAHAHA!! thats really funny, i once wrote a song simular to this, but this is way better, great write, very clever and funny, you have to know somthing about goths to mock them, and you surely do, nice job!

On Sunday October 26th, 2003, Loserland (134) writes:

wow this is good!...very wonderful sarcastic approach... you are amazing

On Tuesday October 7th, 2003, An Expired Member (5) writes:

I laughed so hard when I read this! I'm going to put a link to your poetry page on my site when I update it if that's alright with you! You're so awesome!!!

On Thursday August 14th, 2003, Liz (406) writes:

Yes, please leave it up so that we can direct people to it when their poems sound too similar and too lacking in the sarcasm.

On Friday March 17th, 2006, indefined (713) writes:

I agree.

On Thursday August 14th, 2003, Velvet_Raventon (695) writes:

Personnaly, I consider myself a goth, but I don't wear black of the time because, you see, as opposed to some people who try to not fit in this society (and who, most of the time, are not goth), I can change my style.

On Thursday August 14th, 2003, Velvet_Raventon (695) writes:

*sigh* I wonder why people like to write such things... Maybe goth people are all assholes in the USA I don't know.

On Thursday August 14th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

Goth is a frame of mind..NOT a dresscode or hairstyle.. THAT is why I wrote this..You can smile and still be goth..You dont have to cut or be depressed as so many think..THAT was my lone basis for this piece..Easy enough..

On Sunday August 10th, 2003, An Expired Member (50) writes:

LOL! That's great, I love it Velvet! *worships you*

On Sunday August 10th, 2003, Marek (145) writes:

Hmm, a little sarcasm. :-p

On Monday August 4th, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (765) writes:

How dare you! Oh wait, I'm not goth! Ha! I no longer see goth as individualism, it's becoming a trend, a fad if you will. I'm me, no stereotype so you know what? I LOVE IT!

On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, Blood of Winter (367) writes:

You forgot larping, and going to the club underage. Great one.

On Thursday July 31st, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

Oh yes, fake id's and larp...heh

On Sunday July 27th, 2003, Markus Porkwing (714) writes:

Most people that do the goth thing are silly looking, there are only a few handful that look and act the part right. I am a dork and dress the geek. I prefer bright clothes and a happy attitude. I am more the serial killer you didn't know lived next door.

On Saturday July 26th, 2003, Deliverence (799) writes:

I, myself wonder at time..what makes a person goth? Isnt goth a type of building style? But none the less, i love the way goth chicks dress..they put so much effort into the way they look, and with me..black attracts.-Kefka

On Saturday July 26th, 2003, CharlottesWeb (593) writes:

I so don't get the whole joke behind this...well I do, but not well. If we were going to classify I'd be more of a hick then anything else...but I do like it, and thought it excellent at making the point...if I am getting the correct point behind it...a g

On Saturday July 26th, 2003, CharlottesWeb (593) writes:

ood fun!

On Saturday July 26th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

The point is ppl think you cant laugh and have fun to be "goth"..They think you have to live your life in depression and misery..it was a sarcastic write hun

On Sunday July 27th, 2003, CharlottesWeb (593) writes:

OH! Lol...ok. Just color me dense.

On Saturday July 26th, 2003, Dancing_Monkey (1822) writes:

Beautiful... makes me think of all those long nights rolleplaying vampires. My mom never did find that lipstikc, Nice work. Monkey

On Saturday July 26th, 2003, Six-Out (1824) writes:

*is insulted* !!!!!!!

On Saturday July 26th, 2003, anathema (62) writes:

exactly. lol, i rant once a day at work about nose-upturned Goths, and why i hate them.

On Friday July 25th, 2003, hate_doll (328) writes:

s'cuse me? are you trying to insult my gothness? because you SO know I am more goth than you =P hee hee, grrrrreat write, but I shouldn't, because it makes me smile, and that takes away from my gothishness...damnit! love it :)

On Friday July 25th, 2003, Ophelia (305) writes:

Oh my god I love this, no I can't I to Goth, Ha-Ha-He-He..............O

On Friday July 25th, 2003, finaldestiny (98) writes:

damn straight! i love it, it's so true people are so classified every single day. dont take it down!

On Friday July 25th, 2003, nell (328) writes:

rofl this is great=)

On Friday July 25th, 2003, Sharon Rose (639) writes:

lmao...I have a green polo shirt I wrote in big black block letters on the back ''i'm so goth, i don't have to wear black''...my hubby wouldn't let me wear it to a show, thought people might be insulted...I wonder why? heheh

On Friday July 25th, 2003, MindRape (886) writes:

hahahaha! no no leave this up i LIKE THIS!!! I just love sarcasim >:} I think its the one trait I possess that I'm good at ;D

On Sunday July 27th, 2003, An Expired Member (3) writes:

Hey Hey Hey! Don't Make Fun Of The GOTHS plz !lol Funny Write anyways...but i think u was depressed about the wannabees goth ... for that good.

On Tuesday August 12th, 2003, Crying_Banshee (75) writes:

yeah i agree with phantasmagor... ppl who cut themselves and show it to everyone they know cant expect any respect from me..as well as those who pretend to be goth but just screw our reputation with their childishness...

On Sunday August 17th, 2003, An Expired Member (1) writes:

i wear mostly black and almost everything else you mentioned there. but i agree copletely with you. i love it

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