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Poetic Dubya

The following were written by George "Dubya" Bush to his wife Laura. No joke. Seriously, I'm not kidding.

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you."

"Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that
Charming French guy."

"The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."

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On Wednesday March 23rd, 2005, Carmina Gitana (118) writes:

Heheh. I think it's kinda adorable. It looks like something my boyfriend might have dashed off in about 10 minutes because he was feeling cutesy. And what would Clinton have written? Roses are red/your dress is blue/don't stop honey/I'm gonna spew"?

On Sunday March 7th, 2004, nightshade (78) writes:

oh what a large and eloquent vocabulary he makes me feel as if a was a tiny dictionary where he is the entire set of encyclopedias lol damn he's dense

On Saturday October 25th, 2003, happymurderer (203) writes:

I applaued his efforts..at poetry anyway...

On Sunday October 12th, 2003, Drea (917) writes:

ummmm *stares off into space*....i didnt vote for this man.. what was laura thinking when she said "i do"? ~Drea~

On Sunday October 12th, 2003, Nightingale (555) writes:

*laughs* she's rethought that decision multiple times, my friend.

On Monday October 6th, 2003, Bast (895) writes:

what're you guys making fun of? that's stunning poetry! ;)

On Monday October 6th, 2003, Nightingale (555) writes:

Well, it's likely the only thing he's ever written by himself...

On Sunday October 5th, 2003, An Expired Member (6) writes:

quite funny actually . i needed a laugh ... thank you black kisses from me