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This land is your land.
This land is my land,
the home of the brave
and the land of cotton
and the world’s largest supplier
of tupperware containers and accessories
(So take that France).

This land is drug stores
crammed side-by-side
and gravel driveways leading
to white picket fence paradise
and all best possible results
taken out of context.

This land is small towns
with 4 churches and 5 topless bars
and a Wal-Mart that towers over them all
like some soaring, Olympian monument
to great selection and low, low prices.

This land is skin-changing Corporations
that live forever like vampires,
drinking and shitting in the same reservoir
of our blood and sweat and tears,
of light beer and gasoline
and castor oil and sweet tea
(‘cause hey, we don’t need to know
where it came from:
is that a thumbnail-
now don’t make a scene hon…).

This is a land that can put 41 bullets
into the body of a black man
reaching for his wallet
but cannot spare one
for a man who sends our sons and daughters
to the edge of an ocean of despair
for the pleasure of liberating someone else’s sandbox
and making the world safer for the Democracy of Exxon Mobil
(we call this political economy:
apparently a model well worth dying for).

This is a land of pyramid schemes
and pipe-bomb dreams
of chop-block Chevies
and bellies bursting seams,
where every press-conference is a carnival
and the men in suits are clowns
who swallow fire and speak in tongues
to drown out the screaming, squishing sounds.

This land, my friend, is drinking long-necked beers
in bars with rowdy, boisterous strangers
and not having to tell anyone who your father was…
and how he worked for 40 years
in that same airless coffin,
that pillbox repository
for the detritus of middle management,
and how he swayed so gently
from that light fixture
where he took his stand against the madness of
good vibrations
that tear you apart from the inside
one delayed aspiration at a time-
until all that’s left is a pile of receipts
and a bric-a-brac smile
that cracks like cement
under the cold glare of
street lights.

This land is full of rocks to bend the plow
This land is full of soil to hide the dead
This land is full of choruses to warn the hero
That just as his time has come,
So will it go again.

This land is your land, my friend,
and you can have it.

(for b. benston)






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On Tuesday December 4th, 2007, Pseudonynill (174) writes:
Ummmmm.....dude.....that's what Canada is like. Though I wanna go to Nevada where the strip joints are next to the bars you piss where you drink. To smoke inside I miss. Good write though. Enjoyed it. Maybe try going to Andorra?


On Tuesday July 24th, 2007, Reefer_rave (232) writes:
I love this, it describes the things people refuse to really see and yet are undeniably there


On Saturday May 19th, 2007, capt_funguy (1002) writes:
still of course ... a classic ... funguy


On Sunday May 6th, 2007, ArtemisticSin (28) writes:
Just too true, I like all the metaphors.


On Wednesday March 28th, 2007, nell (328) writes:
i'm speaking for all canadians in saying we'll gladly have you!


On Sunday January 7th, 2007, Astra Dei (645) writes:
well spoken


On Monday November 13th, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (94) writes:
wow. this is so honest. i totally agree with you. when you leave for canada i will go too.


On Friday October 27th, 2006, TropicalSnowstorm (689) writes:
What a witty piece, I love the section "This land is small towns with 4 churches and 5 topless bars and a Wal-Mart that towers over them all like some soaring, Olympian monument to great selection and low, low prices"... Ciao, T/S


On Saturday October 1st, 2005, Last1inLine (18) writes:
So well said. Christ. Nice write. The ending is just perfect, and the wal-mart bit killed me. Well done.


On Thursday September 1st, 2005, xserratedsoulx (279) writes:
fucking beautiful, and tragically true. i stand impressed. xXxlaurenxXx


On Thursday June 16th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (322) writes:
wonderful. so lovely lovely dear ...-kitty


On Saturday January 15th, 2005, AniDayz (1289) writes:
this is soooo kick-ass--in the face...so intelligent. i simply MUST fave this. GREAT write


On Tuesday January 11th, 2005, ardneK (102) writes:
That is so great, you know, what is happening by me, is the take over of drug stores, and publix. I love this - >|


On Wednesday December 22nd, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (586) writes:
*faves*.. this was too great, every line spoke such depth through such surface. . nicely written


On Wednesday December 22nd, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (586) writes:
"and how he swayed so gently from that light fixture where he took his stand against the madness of good vibrations". that whole stanza was wicked. .just awesome write overall. . a brutal honesty, but one you wrote about in a perfect way. .WOW. . *f


On Wednesday December 1st, 2004, stuart_pid (217) writes:
i laughed, i cried, i pondered, and then i laughed some more. "so take that france" that was too perfect. well done.


On Monday November 15th, 2004, Solace (1423) writes:
This is brilliant, fantastic, wonderful...fuck it, capt_funguy always says it best - reiterate and replace...Fantastic


On Saturday October 2nd, 2004, Velvet_Raventon (696) writes:
I moved to 3 different continents in 20 years, because I wasn't satisfied with the 1st 2. I am still not totally satisfied with the 3rd. But will I ever be? No place is perfect you know... I think the US is one of the best places tho... ~V.


On Monday September 13th, 2004, An Expired Member (3) writes:
Such truth... I love how you stated everything. You have pure talent


On Wednesday July 14th, 2004, so_skeevy (77) writes:
and the only way to find happiness, is to look past it. and live for what makes you happy.


On Thursday June 10th, 2004, Inevitability (630) writes:
that was ugly truth, beautifully stated...


On Monday June 7th, 2004, manunkind (89) writes:
you'd probably find canada boring.


On Saturday June 5th, 2004, An Expired Member (7) writes:
your rant is eloquent in its exposition of the truth that lies right under the fake plastic surface. very Ani Difranco


On Tuesday April 13th, 2004, An Expired Member (31) writes:
heh. i'll echo jack... just remember tho', fashion and frostbite don't mix ;).


On Monday May 17th, 2004, Mute Serenade (216) writes:
SomeOdd's comment was almost as beautiful as this peice.... you hit it too entirely on key for anyone to argue Nomad, great write. Sue


On Wednesday March 24th, 2004, RepulsiveAttraction (111) writes:
we welcome anyone of your talents, as long as you can peacefully tolerate the french , celine dion, and beautiful women.


On Thursday March 4th, 2004, sulkylime (258) writes:
this is witty, ironic, bittersweet.. ahh the vivid imagery- glad I came by this poem


On Wednesday March 3rd, 2004, Twilight (2104) writes:
one of the few poems i have ever read where everyline means something to me. and every line has significance-deeper meaning. your thoughts are left without any ground untouched.


On Monday March 1st, 2004, AlluringDescent_darkbride (765) writes:
Holy shit. Each line sung to me of honesty and truth. And somehow...we all know this to be true, but we won't stand together against it. Guess I'll be making my way to Canada too...or maybe Mexico...it's warmer there.


On Monday March 1st, 2004, flying_fox (770) writes:
brilliant...very very clever. I loved "This is a land of pyramid schemes and pipe-bomb dreams" but there are far too many great words here to quote. You should send a copy to George Dubya - not that he'd understand it. love it. FF


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, An Expired Member (5) writes:
haha, that's great. america sucks, it can't even compete with other countries any more cuz we have no damn jobs. wanna live in a tree in canada with me?


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, Six-Out (1822) writes:
*looks out the window at the Wal-Mart towering over this small American town* Very nicely contructed, I loved your play of words nnd the imagar. Outstanding.


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, Wish Upon A Star (385) writes:
Haha nice ending. It's all a bit beyond me, I think I've spent too long sheltered over in England. ~Wish Upon A Star


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, Evil (550) writes:
this is fucking awesome. i love how you fit walmart in there and how it towers over EVERYTHING..and don't forget the low prices. pure genius.


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, capt_funguy (1002) writes:
the stanza with ... " this land is full of rocks to bend the plow ...." oh my god ... flat out - brilliant - stands out severely for it's funneling effect on the whole piece - altogether , an astounding break of daylight and clarity ...


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, capt_funguy (1002) writes:
even the rhyme pattern and cadence were tremendous .... a wry and telling piece of work man ... serious cool .... funguy


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, purr_verse (1438) writes:
I can't say it any better than funguy has... Extremely well-written, very powerful work. purr


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, Urban Shipwreck (990) writes:
This was awsome, absolutely awsome. This should be passed out on flyers at all major entry ports to the country. Very nicely done. ~Ship!


On Sunday February 29th, 2004, Nightingale (555) writes:
Heh, I don't disagree, but I'm more intent on playing the system and destroying it from the inside. Come back when I'm president. :-D



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