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Why you should cheat on your boyfriend

Keeps him from becoming egotistical

Reminds him he is lucky to have you

Lets him know he is not, ^Master of your universe^

Keeps him focused on keeping you

Sex with strangers is just more fun

You don't have to be as picky with a one night stand

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On Tuesday May 27th, 2008, Caliraphy (226) writes:

Ahh, I was laughing through the whole thing

On Monday April 21st, 2008, Rebell tiGer King (545) writes:

as do i, if i because i show my woman the love she deserves, respect, equality and treat her like my queen, but there will be no cheating, on either part, not acceptable, but this was a fun read -symph-

On Monday April 7th, 2008, Instant Insanity (727) writes:

Well I completely disagree with this. ][ ][

On Sunday April 6th, 2008, Chunky (49) writes:

hmmm, you do drugs. bad ones, theyve changed you, as did your family. i hope your heart changes.

On Sunday November 25th, 2007, HalfDarkAngel (93) writes:

wow. youre a total bitch. i think what you described is called being a whore. my first girlfriend cheated on me. not cool. if you can so casually throw together a list like this then you obviously have no idea what it feels like.

On Tuesday January 15th, 2008, The Spiral Downward (387) writes:

Don't you think your being a little bit over the top with that man? It's just a work of art, if you like it then read it and if you don't like it then don't.

On Wednesday November 21st, 2007, Nill (165) writes:

Or you could not date anyone and then not be a cunt......:) Reminds him he's unlucky to have met you. That you're not loyal. Sorry, this attitude annoys me. Had to comment.

On Sunday October 14th, 2007, Zen (602) writes:

or maybe you should cheat on him because you're just not getting what you want from the relationship. and although he's a great guy , he is just not rocking your world. but then again maybe i should give it time, right?

On Tuesday October 30th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1104) writes:

better sex comes with eiter more alcohol, or more emotions.... pick your poison

On Sunday July 15th, 2007, Skarlet Rebell Queen (192) writes:

ummm.. yeah, i don't get it..lol

On Thursday June 28th, 2007, stormtalk (881) writes:

cause everybody loves sluts

On Monday June 11th, 2007, An Expired Member (7) writes:

Love is like a fish hook the deeper it gets the more it hurts leaving. If you can "Cheat" you're not in love. I don't think it's gona hurt him as much as you in time.

On Tuesday June 5th, 2007, Trigger (123) writes:

You make me sad.

On Monday May 28th, 2007, openureyes (71) writes:

Its a good sure fire way to see what the realtionships realy made of! ..not that I am condoning it:)

On Wednesday May 23rd, 2007, The Spiral Downward (387) writes:

This was hysterical, always good to see an open-mind about a rather touchy subject. Cheating is wrong, yes, but when said like this, it's quite hilarious. Great Job! Definite Favorite! Would Rate A 100 If I Could! \Billy/

On Sunday February 11th, 2007, verablue (156) writes:

if you are with someone who is treating you well and with respect, there is no need to try and humble them by cheating. perhaps you should be a bit pickier.

On Friday February 23rd, 2007, Bella Butchery (1104) writes:

agrees

On Sunday February 11th, 2007, dying angel (1307) writes:

hmmm...i could never cheat. and if you have to cheat to show to make him appreciate you...then you shouldn't even be with him.

On Wednesday November 15th, 2006, sIo (845) writes:

um. i'd lose my bf if i did that. i'd rather not.

On Wednesday November 15th, 2006, Instant Insanity (727) writes:

This makes me a little sad and more pissed. ][ ][

On Monday August 7th, 2006, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

...Betcha can't have just one...nuff said...

On Monday August 7th, 2006, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

You always wondered if the twin brother was REALLY the same in all aspects...time to find out...

On Monday August 7th, 2006, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

...because you've never been on Jerry Springer before, and this is the perfect opportunity...

On Monday August 7th, 2006, Fornever_Never (250) writes:

HA HA HA HA .... this is to great ...

On Saturday May 27th, 2006, little butterfly (43) writes:

this is cool wouldn't do it myself but valid reasons

On Wednesday May 24th, 2006, Vexed (104) writes:

wow, those are damned good reasons...don't think I could cheat on my boyfriend (when I have one) tho...

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

...because his idea of "Tarzan and Jane" as a fun night out is really getting on your nerves; I mean, he didn't Have to club you into submission, you know...

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, Karma Doll (253) writes:

to "one up" him with a better looking guy than he cheated on you with ;)

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

...because two minutes just doesn't do it for you anymore...didn't they say the guy down the street lasted five...? ;)

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, Ainsof (1866) writes:

dude, hold on... you dont have a boyfriend, remember?

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, Ainsof (1866) writes:

hmmmm... lemme see, well, if I am not the boyfriend, then I could not agree more... (maybe that is why I am not the boyfriend) damn chicken egg things...

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, blue (1702) writes:

Maybe your just not ready for a real relationship. hmm. Nonsense personified.

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, indefined (679) writes:

*nods*

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

...cause *points* That guy's is bigger... :P

On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, mywristshurt (511) writes:

because if he's always around, you would need somebody new

On Sunday April 30th, 2006, Zen (602) writes:

makes perfect sense

On Saturday August 6th, 2005, ApathysKiss (457) writes:

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa......i agree with each line. ~m~

On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, weheldhandsattheendoftheworld (120) writes:

hmmm.. a subject i have been thinking a lot about lately... lol.. strange that i happened upon this at this time, no?

On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, weheldhandsattheendoftheworld (120) writes:

does it really not bother guys to be cheated on.. especially when they dont call you for like 2 weeks (including your birthday and xmas). i just dont know.. sigh. by the way ur front page pic is awesomely goofy! i love it!

On Friday September 10th, 2004, An Expired Member (6) writes:

your that much sexier on someone elses arm-hee hee

On Wednesday July 28th, 2004, Northstar (453) writes:

*giggles* this is great

On Wednesday July 28th, 2004, Exodus (210) writes:

you live in your own little world..

On Wednesday July 28th, 2004, stormtalk (881) writes:

right behind you on that one

On Wednesday July 28th, 2004, stormtalk (881) writes:

p.s. you should be recycled for writing this ;)

On Sunday July 18th, 2004, missanthropic (48) writes:

Because you are tired of faking it. ~That is, assuming one is cheating with an upgrade. Otherwise, So you know exactly what you aren't missing. ;)

On Thursday July 1st, 2004, An Expired Member (30) writes:

hahaa, great job.

On Tuesday June 22nd, 2004, darkangelXlll (175) writes:

lmao...

On Monday May 24th, 2004, aXe FactoR (426) writes:

lol...this cracked me up... :)

On Monday May 17th, 2004, Heart of Stone (32) writes:

Hahah! I am in 100% agreement with SilentStalker! Haha... sweet write Recycled!

On Friday May 14th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

...because it's about time someone broke tradition of dating family members...okay, so when I'm not violent, I'm sick...lol...

On Friday May 14th, 2004, SilentStalker (1316) writes:

...umm, it may make him write really crazy poetry...and start having fun by making other women think he's stalking them, therefore even more lowering his chances of getting some...yeah, that's it...lol

On Friday May 14th, 2004, Rachel (394) writes:

It'll make you single again. (Be it a good thing or a bad thing. Very bad in my case.)

On Friday May 14th, 2004, Lydia Jade (783) writes:

lol i will keep this in mind re re

On Friday May 14th, 2004, Six-Out (1799) writes:

Gives him a reason to hate you. *shrug*

On Wednesday July 28th, 2004, Rain In The Willows (821) writes:

I'm with six on this one...boo! kya

On Friday May 14th, 2004, IceDragoness (250) writes:

i couldnt help but find this saddening... ~Dawn

On Friday May 14th, 2004, Bast (895) writes:

interesting. but, as you know, i'd rather not cheat- i prefer honesty when sleeping around. then everyone knows the competition, and, well, then the cheater doesn't end up being left. people DO get sick of being mistreated, after a while. :)

On Friday May 14th, 2004, Recycled (161) writes:

Some people would consider sleeping around to be cheating. Honesty included or not.

On Thursday May 13th, 2004, Drea (917) writes:

good god Re. LOL I'm thinking I should write a "Why You Should Cheat On Your Girlfriend"..LOL Oh, revenge is also a good reason to cheat on him..heh

On Friday May 14th, 2004, Recycled (161) writes:

To tell the truth, that is how this list got started.

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