I went around the block once or twice
Just to be cliche
I became thirsty, so I filled a glass halfway
To determine whether I was an optimist
All the drinking made me hungry
I started baking a souffle
It was taking too long so I popped in a dance CD
The souffle never rose
To burn off the calories, I went to the gym
It was time to get into a less round shape
As I crossed the street
I was struck by a vehicle
It wasn't long before the ambulance rolled up
The EMT was quick to ask, "Are you o.k?"
I would have responded quicker
If I had been conscious
The doctor placed a full leg, hard cast on me
His advice, "Don't take this off for 4 weeks and don't get it wet"
So now, only the right side of me is clean
All because I tried to be cliche
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