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Fear the Mother Scorned

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
yet holds nary a candle to an irate mother
a reptilian glint can be seen in her eye
your blood runs cold at the hiss in her sigh
do you know that letting you think you got away with it
that bit of smugness you feel
is the fuel for her ire
her warm apple pie breath
suddenly smells a bit of sulfur
her transformation from your mother
into fire breathing dragon lady
is imminent

you know your ass is in the flame
when she beckons you
and uses ALL three of your names

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On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, Sharon Rose (659) writes:

I just sent my 9 year old to his room for the rest of the night after telling him to stop being a jerk to his brother for the 6th time in the last hour. I'm gonna tie his ass to the bed until he's 18 if he keeps this up....and he's a sweet, smart kid. You'd never know it the way he treats his brother...and his brother's a little brat tonight, too. Everything is "mine" and NO isn't in his vocabulary. He's about due for an early bedtime, too. Make Mommy miserable and you're bound to be made miserable in return.

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, Alanarchy (1694) writes:

"MICHAEL ALAN LADD!"

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, saintedmad (1182) writes:

'dont make me pull the car over!!!!'

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, Lipstick Whore (418) writes:

*lol*--that too came to mind while writing this...

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, NikesRain (1421) writes:

'just you wait until we get home!!'

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, NikesRain (1421) writes:

i think it was just to let the suspense and terror sink in and increase the closer the car got to the house....

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, Alanarchy (1694) writes:

My mom was good. She could crack you with a hair brush from the front seat, without taking her eyes off the road.

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, Lipstick Whore (418) writes:

My mom just swatted at those in the back seat, usually smacking the wrong kid in the process. She too never took her eyes off the road...*lol*

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, meadowlea (36) writes:

My son's exgirlfriends could relate to this, they are warned by me upfront he's no angel but mummy will stop them if they threaten his mental wellbeing

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, DyingForYourRights (140) writes:

sounds like my mother...very very true lol

On Wednesday June 18th, 2008, After hours (567) writes:

Haha, that was sweet, perhaps a memorandum to be slipped into your daughters pocket before she goes on dates... and being addressed by all three names,universal trait...i'm sure all will relate, well done.

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