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A Question on Anal Probing

alien abductions
always seem to involve
anal probing

what is it they hope to find?
or is it just that
we have our heads so far up our asses
it's the most direct route
to what's on our mind?

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On Saturday June 14th, 2008, the-rapist (370) writes:

*recalls fond memories of southpark*

On Friday June 13th, 2008, AdrianJ (50) writes:

I love this! I hate to admit this but...I believe I've been trumped... Excellent, excellent work!

On Friday June 13th, 2008, Lipstick Whore (418) writes:

*bows* Thank you, that's high praise.

On Friday June 13th, 2008, An Expired Member (28) writes:

Bizarre how we are all curious as to what this 'poem' is about, dont you think??? ...Spirit

On Friday June 13th, 2008, veingo (584) writes:

Thanks. I needed a good laugh. ^V^

On Friday June 13th, 2008, Narcissa (688) writes:

Hahaha...This was great!

On Friday June 13th, 2008, fallen (287) writes:

Hilarious! I used to figure that the abductees had a latent anal fetish that manfested itself with these bizarre halucinations of abductions. Maybe there was something to it.

On Friday June 13th, 2008, Bluegirl (246) writes:

OMG. *finger snaps* AMAZING!

On Thursday June 12th, 2008, blue (1739) writes:

I don't know if this is true, but I heard it from reliable ninja sources, they are looking for the seventh dimension.

On Thursday June 12th, 2008, BeforeIGiveUpMoon (570) writes:

omg thats awesome. ^_^ *huggles*

On Thursday June 12th, 2008, Rebell tiGer King (583) writes:

hah :D true -symph-

On Thursday June 12th, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1801) writes:

They can trace back what you've been eating like a year back or more I'm told.. *Decides to take the write seriusly* And I think that they know where our heads are, seeing how we are theyre creation.

On Thursday June 12th, 2008, Marionette Mars (511) writes:

ahahaha! i love this! this is amazing. and i think that our heads are really FAR up our asses so they have to dig it out. thats why ppl who were abducterd, they're usually smarter.... -mars

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