long time no see!
whatcha been up to?
the halo's new
where did ya get that?
what's that?
did you say the Home Shopping Network?
no?
oh, you said Evangelical TV
i hear laughing...do you hear laughing?
hey, aren't they both owned by the same corporation
called Charlatans. or something like that?
anyway. they're both selling the same damn thing
stones
to pave the way to the Nirvana of your choice
home shopping network sells those "Keeping Up With the Joneses Stones"
and i see you've bought the throwing ones advertised on Evangelical TV
the halo was a bonus gift?
for signing up on the Holier than Thou plan?
and next month you qualify for a burning bush, do you?
you best be careful with that,
lotta folks get burned if those things get out of control...
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