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"Too Many Chairs" by Lipstick Whore

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my coworkers have mentioned
on occasion or two
they think i'm a wing nut
a bit of a loose screw

references to Sybil
and The Three Faces of Eve
jokes about medication
and mental health leave

when i arrived at work today
at my desk, far more chairs than i need
to my puzzled queries, my coworkers replied
there's one for each of your personalties



**Author's Note:
This is a true story, they really did this!


© 2008 Lipstick Whore

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On Wednesday May 28th, 2008, DowngradeBeauty (48) writes:
AHAH! I do love this one! I wish I could say more on it but I think that about sums it up!


On Tuesday May 27th, 2008, the-rapist (389) writes:
I'm fairly sure one of your personalities would be up for a day off work. Next time you don't show up, just tell them I said so! cute write:)


On Tuesday May 27th, 2008, After hours (619) writes:
Makes sense really, you write as if you're made up of three,with all the different dimensions you present in your work, I say embrace the inner Sybil.


On Tuesday May 27th, 2008, Bunny Moon (603) writes:
lmfao, ah hahahaha! (sybil much?) oh awesomeness!


On Tuesday May 27th, 2008, An Expired Member (22) writes:
HAHAHA!!!! Great


On Monday May 26th, 2008, Theappleofyoureye (460) writes:
thats fucking hilarious. [and ive read that book, its fucking crazy]


On Monday May 26th, 2008, Chaos God (77) writes:
Awesome!


On Monday May 26th, 2008, Sketso (607) writes:
What's to say but... YAR!



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