things are pretty much the same
since i replaced you with a cat

comes and goes as it pleases
disappears for days on end
wakes me up in the middle of the night to get in
arrives ragged and looking like it's been in a fight
fickle with it's affection
makes a lot of noise when it wants something
bites and scratches for no apparent reason
spends a lot of time sniffin' around other pussies
it's even pissed on me once or twice

you should take lessons from a dog
before you follow somebody else home

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