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Itty Bitty Titty Ditty

Now that i have your attention...

boobies
globes of endless fascination
come in many shapes and sizes
as a lifetime member
of the itty bitty titty club
i've never known the glory
of a rack that draws stares
but i do go to sleep every night
smug with the knowledge
that i will never wake up
and have to dig them out of my armpits

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On Saturday May 10th, 2008, Dark Wing (66) writes:

lol, funny very humors

On Saturday May 10th, 2008, After hours (572) writes:

Boobs are great, but it's the nipple that is the apple of my eye, sprinkle a few of those little goosebumpy things around the cherry...and bam, that's magic on any cup size..nice job teri.

On Saturday May 10th, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1801) writes:

I agree with fallen. The way they look are the most important. Made me laugh. funny stuff.

On Saturday May 10th, 2008, TropicalSnowstorm (751) writes:

hahahahaha Nice!

On Friday May 9th, 2008, An Expired Member (6) writes:

wow nice

On Friday May 9th, 2008, Marionette Mars (511) writes:

lol. i love my boobs too. :D -mars

On Friday May 9th, 2008, Caliraphy (234) writes:

Hehe, this made me smile... I loved the humor in this!

On Friday May 9th, 2008, Dysphoria (170) writes:

This made me smile... :]

On Friday May 9th, 2008, BeforeIGiveUpMoon (570) writes:

lol, i dont think ive ever had to dig em outta my pits before. lol, i love this so much.

On Friday May 9th, 2008, fallen (287) writes:

LOL! Funny stuff. I think shape's more important than size, quality vs quantity.... very entertaining :)

On Friday May 9th, 2008, Mab (997) writes:

that's exactly why I had mine downgraded a few pounds..like my husband says, anything more than a handful is a waste :) I really like the humor in this!

On Saturday May 10th, 2008, Ainsof (1831) writes:

If all boobs were good for is fondling with the hands, I'd agree with your husband.

On Friday May 9th, 2008, elisa (2018) writes:

fake boobs defy gravity

On Saturday May 10th, 2008, Ainsof (1831) writes:

They do!

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