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i hate dating
it's boring
and a waste of time

dinner at the second best restaurant in town
because you don't want to seem too pretentious
you in that shirt because some other woman
once told you it brings out the color of your eyes
me in a cloak of subdued feminine wiles
carefully tailored to accentuate my bright smile and sunny demeanor

i compose my face so that is says "interesting"
while my mind yawns with the tediousness of it all
and i think
why don't we just cut to the chase
and fuck
because we both know
the end result of that
has to be interesting enough
to put up with more of this




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On Sunday May 11th, 2008, Nalle (77) writes:
Well... there are people who just start their "business" right away. However, I personally have to say that when the date itself is boring, the rest isn't much better. Just what I think.


On Friday May 9th, 2008, Ainsof (1803) writes:
hmmm I've never experienced a date like that, but I have a good habit of meeting people I work with. Seems to cut down on the formalities and awkward moments. Unless, of course, it doesn't work out... then work becomes somewhat awkward and more formal... but then... it kinda depends on the job one has, too... and how closely one works with the other(s) as the case(s) may be...


On Friday May 9th, 2008, Adaml (249) writes:
Thanks for scaring me off...


On Friday May 9th, 2008, Marionette Mars (509) writes:
aha. i knew there was a reason why i have you as my fave. you are awesome. and so was this write! -mars


On Friday May 9th, 2008, Riddles Moon (647) writes:
hee hee hee*tips hat to you* oh so true.



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