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"You Learned it All in Kindergarten" by Lipstick Whore

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self-help gurus and motivational speakers
blah, blah, blah
Tony Robbins and his ilk
do you really need to pay for a seminar
from a man who got rich
off your self-doubt?

you already know what you need
you learned it all in kindergarten

cookies and milk are food for the soul
naps are a holy thing
don't be afraid to color outside the lines
and sharing feels good

you don't need a 300 dollar seminar
12 audio tapes and the bonus CD
when you've already read
The Little Engine That Could



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On Friday July 4th, 2008, GrandaddyBonegrinder (16) writes:
Sweet! you are a very talented writer! GB


On Wednesday May 14th, 2008, RubyXero (454) writes:
haha! tis true.


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Adaml (243) writes:
*Smiles*


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Anoblechicken (58) writes:
hahahah wow this had a positive vibe yet cynical one at the same time, your very talented keep it up, this was a great read


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Bridge (340) writes:
haha. i liked this. :). but saint ebb has a point too. but still, great poem.


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, elisa (2018) writes:
some 'can do' advise for the right side of the tracks. stellar.


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Caliraphy (235) writes:
*twitches at the thought of kindergarten* The teacher was a fucker! She used to beat me *pouts and rubs ass*


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Saint Ebb (77) writes:
what if you were picked on and abused all through kindergarten...and all you learned was how to doubt yourself and be self-conscious and be told you were worthless ? what about that side of the story huh ?


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Adaml (243) writes:
If your around now - well I guess you learned how to cope...but yes that side is an important side too; after all this is DarkPoetry, who he has not experienced that from somewhere as unfortunate as it is/was.


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Lipstick Whore (418) writes:
that's a whole nother poem my friend...


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, Sketso (534) writes:
...for this you earn a big... YAR!!!


On Tuesday May 6th, 2008, blue (1740) writes:
=) yess! I've been saying that for years. ..two down, six billion to go. ha! seriously though, it is amazing just how many kindergarten lessons are forgotten everyday by us all. hmm..



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