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I'll Have the Sex Please

I'll have the sex please.
Oh, and no strings with that.
I'm on a diet.

What was that?
No thanks, no names either.
I'm not really that hungry.
I have a craving
and you look...
delicious.

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On Friday July 4th, 2008, GrandaddyBonegrinder (16) writes:

Could you make mine a double? LOL excellent work! GB

On Wednesday May 21st, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1847) writes:

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On Wednesday May 21st, 2008, burnedflame (34) writes:

I will have some of that diet too!!

On Monday May 19th, 2008, Chaos God (75) writes:

Damn That Made Me Moan A Little... Quit Doin That!

On Friday May 2nd, 2008, RubyXero (472) writes:

wonderful! me likes me likes.

On Thursday May 1st, 2008, Velvet_Raventon (702) writes:

Very funny!

On Thursday May 1st, 2008, tangeled (538) writes:

fuck yeah. sex is good. ~ta~

On Thursday May 1st, 2008, Saint Ebb (81) writes:

*Places order*

On Thursday May 1st, 2008, Caliraphy (258) writes:

*raises hand* I'll have the sex, too please.

On Thursday May 1st, 2008, An Expired Member (2) writes:

sounds like something a vampire would say. i like vampires...lol

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