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"Wet Pussy" by the-rapist

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It's moments like these when I'm truly amazed,
that I had the genetic propulsion to produce a life-

so completely unique.

A creative masterpiece.

So lovely in fact,
I shiver regularly,

with appreciation.

Each new day a discovery of her imagination-
and today is no different.

While I'm quietly reflecting here,
on each poetic release,

I hear laughter and excitement
screaming to me...

"Mom, you've got to see this!"

and the mild irritation for my interruption
does not disrupt,
 
my current state of curiosity.

"Look at the kitty mom!
She loved it"

And on the stairs,
pitifully
staring at me,

enveloped in dripping wet fur...

our cat Peanut.

Completely soaked and traumatized...

Post Traumatic Bath Cat



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On Friday March 7th, 2008, Alanarchy (1638) writes:
Awwwhaha. Poor little snake-bait.


On Friday March 7th, 2008, Geisha (787) writes:
Uh, just for the record, I didn't click on this because of the title.. *looks around nervously*


On Friday March 7th, 2008, Bella Butchery (1168) writes:
i have to admit, i came into this, with a red pen and the angst to rip this apart... but upon further inspection, this was fantastic, and well thought


On Friday March 7th, 2008, tangeled (560) writes:
*sniffs* smells like wet cat. hehe. very nice write. ~ta


On Friday March 7th, 2008, Chimauron (127) writes:
Damn, and I thought I was about to read something that would turn me into a paraplegic for ten minutes :) Still, quite funny. Nothing beats watching a wet cat trying to shake water off XD


On Thursday March 6th, 2008, Wolfaerie (103) writes:
well my mind was in the gutter for sure. Brilliant ;)


On Friday March 7th, 2008, Mortis Moon (604) writes:
oh yuo werentthe only one, lol. poor cat, meow



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