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you know who you are

This is dedicate to the theif who stupidly stole my mp3 player today. Don't worry I'm not mad. Rodents don't know any better.

You are what you are
You can't help that
Hoodrats belong in sewers
Swept underground.
You're eyes wander but
Your mouth doesn't make a sound

Like the rat you are,
You're looking for that cheese.
So sniff
look
HUNT!

You're nothing more than a worthless cunt

One of these days you're gonna trip over your steps
(or on that train of weave embedded in your head)
And you will surely fall flat on your
Cosmetically plastered face

You're quite the disgrace.
Embarassing the female race
and I plan to erase you from my mind and
space
You're just a waste

So enjoy it while you can
Because all good things must come to an end
My ignorant ingrate.

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On Wednesday March 5th, 2008, Wolfaerie (139) writes:

Aw that sucks! How did that happen? Well otheriwise this read like a slap in the face. Nice work. Though I cant beleive some stupid bitch stole your MP3 ;(

On Wednesday March 5th, 2008, Syringe (73) writes:

i dunno but i guess she went threw my bag wen i was away. but odd thing is she returned it o_O the next day. but made it look like she 'found' it. psh yea in my bag. maybe her conscious got the better of her

On Thursday February 28th, 2008, tangeled (538) writes:

very clever. i like this one alot. sorry to hear the thievery. hope the next one is better. :)

On Thursday February 28th, 2008, Syringe (73) writes:

actually the person who stole it, oddly gave it back to me. i guess her conscious kicked in. but i've forgiven her. even though i wanted to cut her weave in half. that's why i don't get mad. it's not worth it...

On Wednesday February 27th, 2008, SGT Bloth (195) writes:

Dude...mighty cool of you not to bach her skull in...what happened? Didn't have a sledge hammer handy? Good write...I love it when they're real.

On Wednesday February 27th, 2008, Syringe (73) writes:

I dont have the time and she most certainly is not worth it. she may have been slick to take it without me noticing. but she's not that smart because she left a trail of guilt everywhere. im over it. besides my metrocard costs more than my mp3 lol. ill buy myself a zune

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