*A comedy in my eyes, but I had to categorize it as adult. I was assisted by Fallen Moon*



She was so cocky...


This is an art, I told her.
This is a dance.
You can't go
thrashing me
around the dance floor like this


Learn some form, I told her.
Learn how to hold your partner
before trying to move with him.


This is no club,
you can't impress me
with mere grinding,
not anymore baby.


Move to the beat,
and beat to the rhythm.
Maintain a firm
stance at all times.


I would take the lead
if I could babe,
but this is all you;
and it's all wrong.






I sent her home after a while longer,



"Sorry babe,
my dick only dances tango."

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