A baby, a baby,
Lying in its crib.
Such a pretty baby,
Strung up by his bib.
Silly little baby,
Playing with the cat.
Precious little baby,
Hit it with a bat.
Tiny, funny baby,
Playing with a ball.
Laughing little baby,
Nail it to the wall.
Stinky little baby,
Such a wicked stench.
Yucky little baby,
Beat it with a wrench.
Jumping little baby,
Chewing on a star.
Fleshy little baby,
Pop it with a car.
Bouncy little baby,
Drop it on its head.
Stupid ugly baby,
Making sure its dead.
Rolly-polly baby,
Drowning in a crick.
Screaming little baby,
Poke it with a stick.
Puffy little baby,
Laying on the shore.
Now I'm out of babies,
I guess I'll make some more
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