A bird shit on me today
On my black pants
And
 Honestly?
I couldn't give two shits

Cause
If I was a bird
And could take a dump in mid air
In glorious flight
Without a fucking care of any human's insecurities that may follow,

Then shit...
I'de do it too

I mean, humans shit on eachother all the time,
and it's the intent that makes it vile
But a bird, is just taking a shit
Because...hey nature calls, and it's just shit

Not like the bird thought,
"Hey look at that human all dressed nice. She looks like she's having a good day, I should unload on her cause I feel like being fucked up today!"

But funny
How
We are so quick to humanize (Not so much "demonize")
Something so innocent
So we have an excuse
to victimize ourselves.


Humble your egos ;)
And you may find yourselves closer to nature.

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