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The Grim Reaper

kill

your

local

suicidal

rhyming

poet...

     Your common suicidal vs. the poet

I want to die *bam*

I want to die *bam*

I want to die *bam*

I want to die * I shot you 3 times, why are
                                    you still talking?*

I want to cry *here's a tissue*

                                  *BAM*

Don't tell me you want to die

                               tell me why

Don't tell me you feel sad

                                show me your tears

Don't tell me you hate life

                            make room for someone who
                                       doesn't

I WANT COMMENTS

                                 HERE THEY ARE...

kill

your

local

suicidal

rhyming

poet...

                            They'll thank you for it later.

             *flowers on the stage*

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On Tuesday May 10th, 2005, Six-Out (1823) writes:

Chamo, you fucking bitchtit. Where are you?

On Wednesday August 17th, 2005, Six-Out (1823) writes:

I agree with this guy.

On Tuesday January 31st, 2006, Six-Out (1823) writes:

For serious.

On Tuesday January 31st, 2006, NikesRain (1474) writes:

*snaps Jon with a towel* silly six

On Tuesday January 31st, 2006, Six-Out (1823) writes:

If you only knew. *slaps*

On Tuesday January 31st, 2006, NikesRain (1474) writes:

*jumps* oh that's gonna leave a mark :P

On Tuesday August 24th, 2004, Chameleon (120) writes:

What an arrogant b@stard I am, commenting yet again, but for those of you who care...I'm not dead yet, for those of you who don't, I might as well be...the priest will re-appear shorty. Write on, Dp familia...

On Tuesday August 24th, 2004, Six-Out (1823) writes:

I will be waiting with my fly open...my the force be with you brotha.

On Thursday December 18th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

I'm still alive...if anyone cares...I just have a piece of shit broken computer right now...but I'll be back when I've raised it from the dead.

On Thursday December 18th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

HOLY SHIT! *dances with joy*

On Wednesday November 26th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

ABCDEX15'th amendment. wrist= X knife = Y. X+Y= me ejaculating into your wounds so my sperm can nibble away at your heart. fucktards. or i could jab an X into your mothers rear end.

On Thursday December 18th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

approved! strange.....but approved.

On Sunday November 2nd, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

I LOVE CHAMELEON'S ASS!

On Wednesday November 12th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Then kiss it Six!

On Wednesday November 12th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

*kisses it*

On Friday October 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Shall I retire this piece? I don't know...it's begining to look like a beaten and molested dead horse here...but then again...I'd hate to destroy the memories...

On Friday October 17th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

*sigh* The memories....*cries*

On Friday October 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

*gives six a tissue,...then takes advantage of him...

On Monday October 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT! Don't bother putting someone (most importantly me) onto your favorites list if you plan on later removing them...what's up with these fashion show critics?

On Tuesday October 7th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

A moment of silence for the fallen...........six-out.

On Monday September 22nd, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

The Dark Flower, Matt loves me *pluck* Matt loves me not *pluck* Matt loves me *pluck* Matt loves me not *pluck* (continued)

On Monday September 22nd, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Damn!....*sifting through the piggy bank and scrounges up $5.32...just enough for an upgrade!...then swiftly realizes he is out of cigarettes*

On Monday September 22nd, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

they like this work *pluck*, they like it not *pluck*, they like this work *pluck*, they like it not *pluck*...........deletes a work...then smokes a cigarette.

On Monday September 22nd, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

*realizes that if he wasn't so damn addicted to cigarettes, he could easily afford an upgrade*

On Tuesday September 23rd, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

*Laughs because he has an upgrade...*

On Monday September 22nd, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (764) writes:

Amen to that...

On Saturday September 20th, 2003, DoctorAsh (506) writes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

On Monday September 22nd, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

I don't beleive it! *leaves to go brag to the Doctor Ash fanclub about his fresh new comments*............. not-so-subtlecommentwhoring...

On Saturday September 20th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

666th ammendment: Serious shit talking in the chatterbox, is a sure way to make enemies...violators beware...

On Saturday September 20th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

Quiet you poop nugget.

On Saturday September 20th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

*laughing hysterically....then throws a poop nugget at Dave*

On Wednesday November 26th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

shittle me pissers. you poop nuggeted me you skankasaurus PEE WHORE

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

Heh, this reminds me a lot of the old dp...people just commenting on shit, and it has no relevence to the poem...you have brought a feeling of nastalgia you stupid whore...now, read the 23rd Amendment!

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

23rd Amendment...Everyone who crosses Six die a slow horrible death while he eats cheetos.

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

*considers*...approved,...but only because you're on my favorites...otherwise I would give you a wedgie so massive you would suffocate beneath your own own underwear wrapped around your head.

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Nightingale (555) writes:

The poem's good, but the comments it is generating are far more amusing. *grins* Oh! Read my poetry! Please! *winks*

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

I agree, thank you for your 'whore'iffic contribution *winks back*

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, nell (328) writes:

if i may 2nd AMMENDMENT NO ONE WORDED COMMENTS ALOWED UNLESS IT IS IN REPLY TO A FUNNY POST!!!! offenders will be bound and mocked in public

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

The above ammendment has been approved.

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

yay! ;)

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (764) writes:

I have a really great piece...it's about this thing...that does that thing...with a couple of more things...yeah. Good times.

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (764) writes:

I've never been a comment whore before...I feel like I should make a speech or something...nah. READ MY SHTUFF! Wow...this is actually kind of fun...

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

I'll give ya 20 bucks for a poem job!! Oh wait a minute, diff kind of whore, huh?..Damnnn

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

...all types of whores are welcome here, Vel...wait, only 20 bucks *looks through wallet*

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, happymurderer (203) writes:

Ok, I get the whole 'I'm going to cut my writs and no one loves me' poems that are a regular here at DP, and I get the 'Go read and comment on my work please!' That most newbies say. But theres one thing I dont get: You never left a comment on my work...

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

oh you dirty dog happy...this is the best 'guilt trip whoring' I've ever seen...but, I will say, it worked and I visited your page and found great pleasure in it.

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

the above type of whoring is okay...because one, its not in the forum...and two, he actually has good sh@t to back it up...but amatuers, please do not try this...

On Tuesday September 16th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

What...nobody cares anymore...is this it...no more comments? Is there no one else who wants to fuck with this? theartofguilttripcommentwhoreing/donttrythisathomekids/

On Monday September 15th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Can I buy a comment? commentwhorecommentwhorecommentwhore

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, nell (328) writes:

here's a comment, that will be one million dollars or your soul...and i only take monay orders!

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

ok...here's my soul...*hands Nell a piece of obsidion*...not worth much, but you can chisle it into an arrowhead...then shoot Doctor Ash for not commenting on this...whoringagain

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, nell (328) writes:

hmmmm maybe he doesn't like being a whore...but i'll help you kill him for fun!

On Sunday September 14th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

I like french fries

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Doctor Ash never comments on my work anymore...I guess I'll have to stalk him and kill him now...commentwhoringatitsbest

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

IfyouthinkI'manasshole,andyouhink I'm talking about you...I probably am...because if you write for yourself...you wouldn't give a shit what I have to say...andifyoudon't giveashitwhatIhave to sayI'm probably not talking about youwhyiseverythingonebigcircl

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

Gee, but I thoughtr youy liked me, boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo. ~ mw

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

sniff and snort even. ~ mw

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

...IF YOU DON'T...YOU ARE ARROGANT AND HAVE JUST WASTED EVERYBODYS TIME...BUT IF YOU STILL INSIST ON COMMENT WHORING, DO IT HERE AND NOT IN THE CHATTERBOX...there once was a day at Dp when there was so chatterbox to whore...

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

Comment whoring, read my newest piece, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, and while you're at it read all of my others sw well, please, please, please. ~ mw

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Manywalks...I love you...nothing gets past you, even the worst of sarcastic undertones...of coarse, you know me too well so I suppose you have an unfair advantage.

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

I remember those days, it was a kinder, gentler time, there were far less people that totally pissed me off and made me want to simply rip an eyelid or two off. ~ mw

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

ALLYOUCOMMENTWHORINGNEWBIES- I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO COMMENT-WHORE-YOUR-HEART-OUT ON THIS PIECE IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A PIECE WORTH READING...IF YOU DO YOU GET THE HIGHEST RESPECTS...

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, nell (328) writes:

high respects!!!!!! WOOOT COUNT ME IN! Sorry I AM NEW HERE I LIKE YOUR WORK, reminds me of mine,you should check it out

On Wednesday September 17th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

HA! Damn newbies!...I guess because your name is Nell, and your on my favorites...I'll let you slide(=

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT 'NEW' DP POET TO BLOW OUR MINDS AND BREAK THE TREND OF SLOPPY MELODRAMATIC CHEESE-SAUCE WHINING?.....THIS IS A CHALLENGE... KEEP READING KIDDIES...

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

That would be me, I'm not really Six-Out...just an imposter! Ya, that's it.

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIEND?!? BASTARDS!

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

He is dead...forget about him...I am the new Six.

On Friday September 12th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you'd cry too if it happened to you....

On Friday September 12th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Newbie ammendment 2: New DP poets are great, so long as they can say something in their POETRY...not just make ignorant remarks in the chatter box...but hey, don't take my word for it...find out the hard way and meet the enforcer...SIX! WHERE ARE YOU?

On Friday September 12th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

*waves*

On Friday September 12th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

Newbie ammendment 1: Don't piss on the coffee table...it's rude, and in some parts of the world can get you killed.

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

Or at the very least hurt terribly bad. ~ mw

On Thursday September 11th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

*drags an ignorant newbies carcass across the comment section* YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...thisisnotnewbiebashingthisisnotnewbiebashingthisisnitnewbiebashingthisisnotaboutyouthisisnotaboutyouthisisnotnewbiebashing

On Wednesday September 10th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

*slaps a high five with velvet, then goes after Piles_of_dead_people with a chainsaw...*

On Friday September 5th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

bravo bravo...here here...I couldnt of said it any better or blunter...*slaps high ^ 5 with ya*

On Friday September 5th, 2003, nell (328) writes:

ahhhh u always hit dead on comment whore....lol

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, SeventhCircle (24) writes:

whoa... different. i like it.

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, Crystal Passion (257) writes:

I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more. Phew I need a tissue....

On Saturday September 13th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

I laughed so hard I farted.

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, OLd SouL (837) writes:

here you go commentwhore, another freakin' comment. I had a blast reading this.

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

I'macommentwhore,I'macommentwhore,I'macommentwhore,I'macommentwhore,I'macommentwhore........I'macommentwhore...

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

*GRIM REAPER* SHUT THE F@CK UP CHAMELEON...YOUR RUINING IT *BAM*...<- acceptable literary device?

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

up in the poetry section of your local bookstore or library. (Although I do love Dr. Suess)

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

although...its seems to be the beleif of many individuals lately, that if you slap any two words on paper that rhyme, you have successfully created poetry...perhaps...but remember when thinking this...nursery rhymes and dr.suess also rhyme and don't end u

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

1st Ammendment: I have nothing against rhyming if you have something interesting to say.

On Thursday September 4th, 2003, Ophelia (305) writes:

I hate to say but I rhyme all the time, so hay listen I got plenty to say, , ,nice work, O,

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, Markus Porkwing (714) writes:

I rhyme. I love to rhyme, it's fun. bleh!

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, Liz (406) writes:

*smirks that action stars are now acceptable literary devices* You are an asshole, and I like it. I'll have to watch my stuff closely.

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, Bast (896) writes:

::laughs:: i adore this! yes! exactly! read my poem under *anathema*... "we all get one life"... along the same lines... and i like what you say- don't just say it... SHOW US why you feel that way. 's what poetry's all about. :)

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, Urban Shipwreck (989) writes:

Wow nice, I really liked the set up of this too, made it look almost like you were painting the words on the paper instead of just writing them. ~Urban Shipwreck~

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, Nightingale (555) writes:

*agrees with Urban*

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

good point. overdone.. go look at my profile pic

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, Bast (896) writes:

dave... i LOVE it! such an artist!

On Thursday September 18th, 2003, Chameleon (120) writes:

a make-up artist...you look good in drag, Davey.

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