One day a hippie got on the bus and sat behind this nun. "Let me wax that boody" the hippie whispered in her ear. "Oh dear heavens no!" said the nun. I am saving myself for the lord." she got up and stormed off the bus. "You tried to screw that nun didn`t you?" the busdriver asked the hippie."you give me twenty dollars and i can see to it that you screw her". "Oh hell y.eah" said the hippie giving the busdriver twenty bucks."All you got to do is be at the old semitery at midnight where she goes every night and visits her dead mom".The hippie hid behind a tomb stone as he watch the nun in her long black robe approach him. He threw a white sheet over his head and jumped out. "This is the lord dear child and i am here to do you or i`ll send you to hell" said the hippie. "Oh lord" the nun cried " If i must,Please take my rear so that I remain a virgin".So he did .
Afterwards,the white sheet came flying off the hippie "AAHAA!!!"he said."I ain`t no lord.I`m that hippie on the bus that you wouldn`t give none to" Then the black robe came flying off. "AAHAA!!!.....I ain`t no nun i`m that busdriver that was digging you".Â
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