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Thingz to do at Wal-Mart

- Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms
- Put some M&M's on layaway
- When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why don't you people leave me alone?"
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!"
- Go to the fitting room, yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
- Walk into the gardening department, clothed in army fatigues and pretend you're in the jungle.

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On Sunday June 24th, 2007, Theappleofyoureye (461) writes:

wow that was pretty darn funny =)

On Friday March 9th, 2007, beautifulfallenangel (105) writes:

hahahaha...........hehehehehe.............. smile.......... why donm't we all just do something random at wal mart.......

On Tuesday November 14th, 2006, sixsixnine (568) writes:

hahahahaha

On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (93) writes:

i think Muse is right

On Thursday October 26th, 2006, An Expired Member (123) writes:

lol.. that was great

On Thursday September 7th, 2006, Instant Insanity (726) writes:

::WHISPERS:: Pick Me Pick Me!!!

On Friday June 2nd, 2006, Astra Dei (632) writes:

wow. . . i've actually done all of these. but instead of army fatigues, i was wearing ninja black.

On Monday April 24th, 2006, mywristshurt (510) writes:

i like it, i love it, i want some more of it.. lol

On Thursday March 16th, 2006, Muse (80) writes:

you really shouldn't copyright things you didn't think up yourself. that'd be oh..plagiarism

On Monday March 13th, 2006, Grey Lies (227) writes:

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!" ....hahaha i think i did that at Value City..hahahaha

On Monday March 13th, 2006, AHHH (238) writes:

haha/

On Friday March 3rd, 2006, MindRape (863) writes:

&falls over laughing* cute!

On Monday February 27th, 2006, An Expired Member (9) writes:

Another thing to do at Shit-Mart; Firebomb the shit out of one

On Saturday February 25th, 2006, Lydia Jade (783) writes:

Its been done before...

On Saturday February 25th, 2006, Crumpled Dragonflies (98) writes:

So awsome....

On Wednesday February 15th, 2006, Nail Bunny (222) writes:

this sounds fun

On Thursday February 9th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:

.....LMAO.....everyone in my class just starting looking at me funny but i couldn't help it..that was too funny.....*bookmarks for when i need a laugh in the future*

On Saturday September 17th, 2005, SamoneDrone (400) writes:

i remeber when this was all over the internet about a year and a half ago. it was e-mailed to me around 10 times.

On Saturday September 10th, 2005, Possesion (182) writes:

Also, Since Wal-Mart is open ALL THE TIME me and my friends like to go in and do fake shopping sprees (running, shoving thingsi n carts..) and leaving the carts at the exit as we run away laughint hysterically, People give us these Angry looks...

On Saturday September 17th, 2005, Possesion (182) writes:

Sometimes we even put the crap back, lol .

On Saturday September 10th, 2005, Possesion (182) writes:

Or going in in jogging suits and sweat bands and stuff and headphones and music players and just jog around wal-mart grabbing a new cd or something every once in awhile.

On Saturday September 10th, 2005, Possesion (182) writes:

i've done sooo many crazy things in wal mart i cant even think of anymore

On Sunday May 8th, 2005, Kinkypoptart (755) writes:

You have no idea how many times my friends have sent me this, and i have deleted it... repeatedly. But really, do I really really have to read it in my happy place? ~*~Tart~*~

On Thursday March 31st, 2005, Rain In The Willows (821) writes:

heh, play basketball in the store,get one of the handicap carts have one person sit in it and see who can knock the most crap off the shelves, run down the toy asle throwing stuff to the otherside...set off EVERYSINGLE babytoy around...yet get the idea

On Thursday March 31st, 2005, An Expired Member (42) writes:

the sad thing is that I've done most of these, AT WAL-MART! I love that store! My favorite thing to do is ride the bikes around til they threaten to kick you out. Toys R Us locks their bikes up.

On Friday March 4th, 2005, sIo (845) writes:

lmao this was fucking aweosme. great write.

On Thursday February 17th, 2005, happilydepressed (213) writes:

act like you're mentally handicapped and they'll have someone go around with you and help you get stuff and put it in a cart, and then say thanks and walk off, it's funny

On Saturday September 17th, 2005, Possesion (182) writes:

That's wrong in so many freaking ways. But ahh.. i do a Wal-Mart walk to embarass my friends, and people rather think i'm disabled.

On Thursday February 17th, 2005, happilydepressed (213) writes:

i've done about 3 of these

On Thursday February 17th, 2005, Jedi_MindFuck (311) writes:

hang out all day in the fitting rooms and whenever someone knocks on the door say, "yeah...come in!"

On Thursday February 17th, 2005, ardneK (100) writes:

lol I needed this...thanks lol - >|

On Thursday February 17th, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (69) writes:

Im cracking up... this is hilarious... I love it! *Raven*

On Monday November 8th, 2004, Lydia Jade (783) writes:

well...this has been done before...i have read these on randome sites at least 40 times...

On Monday November 8th, 2004, DarkWolf (441) writes:

ROTFL I love to laugh and this gave me tears.. hilarious.. I thank you very much.. -michael

On Thursday April 8th, 2004, murder_in_clubland (497) writes:

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ~slave when me and my sis are i nthe store she always hums the MI theme song ugh.

On Sunday April 4th, 2004, darkangelXlll (175) writes:

lmfao...wow today im laughin non stop i love this great ideas might try sometime lmfao the mission imposible thingi and pick me great i love it... ha ha ha ::skips off laughin:: ~darlin :)

On Saturday March 27th, 2004, Twilight (2084) writes:

o now this is sexy shit. i definately am feeling this. well done. the part about saying "pick me!" ...priceless. i might try that!! we dont have a walmoart around here but we have a target. ill try it there./ thanks

On Saturday March 27th, 2004, Angelic Darkness (40) writes:

Holy shit. . .I started laughing so hard my dog even gave me a weird look (Honestly). I think I need to hit Wally World sometime to day and try a few of these. Lol. Love, ~*~Angi~*~

On Saturday March 27th, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (603) writes:

I ran across this by accident I am SO glad I did, this is hillarious!!!!! *lmfao* Awesome ideas *evil snicker* I work there I wish someone would do these.

On Thursday February 19th, 2004, An Expired Member (7) writes:

i couldn't get through this without laughing....it made my day even better....now a bunch of people are staring at me though......hehe

On Sunday January 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (20) writes:

Oooo i saw a list like this somewhere, it had tons of hilarious things to do. i'm gonna go jump in a clothes rack.

On Tuesday January 13th, 2004, VampyreAS (7) writes:

My god this is hilarious. I'm definately gonna try the condom thing.

On Wednesday November 26th, 2003, Velvet_Raventon (690) writes:

HAHA wow that was sooo funny!!! Great imagination! Velvet.

On Monday November 17th, 2003, Exodus (210) writes:

Thank you, now i have something useful to do with my weekends.

On Friday October 24th, 2003, Drifter (355) writes:

My local wal-mart has these big dog cages outside, i like to climb in and whine at people. Good way to pick up chicks LOL!

On Sunday October 19th, 2003, Ophelia (305) writes:

*laughing* great,,,,,,,,, O.

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, gothemite (398) writes:

lmao that was great, i love the last 4 ones best

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, beginning_poet (11) writes:

thanks you guys, i never usually get this many comments on any of my work, it means a lot.

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, An Expired Member (11) writes:

your welcome but this is great and your other works as well so you deserve it. Drake

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, Loserland (134) writes:

oh this is too cool... my great employment sucks ass.. believe it or not crazy shit like that does happen there occasionally

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (527) writes:

this was funny, what would be funnier...is if i saw someone doing these things for real!!

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, nell (327) writes:

rofl some wicked ideas here=)

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, CharlottesWeb (621) writes:

LOL, I've not laughed like this in a while. Must be a genius to think these up...they sound oh so fun! Think I might try a few! ~JMDW~

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, An Expired Member (11) writes:

I have this list somewhere but there funny anyway. Drake

On Saturday October 18th, 2003, Delilah (132) writes:

He he....this was good...I'm off to Wal-Mart...~Delilah~

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