DarkPoetry -|- Petra Creffield -|- Hey Fat Cat

Hey Fat Cat

Hey fat cat
I wish you hadn’t shat
Right by the front door
This behaviour is really rather poor
For one provided with litter tray

Hey fat Cat
Why you such a twat?
Why don’t you go quench your thirst
Without me having to go first?
You’re a chicken shit for sure.

Hey fat cat
I know I can be a prat
Sleeping through your hunger like a whore.
No matter how many times you prod me with your paw.
I know I let you down.

Hey fat cat
Where the fuck is my hat?
I’m going out tonight can’t you see.
I ain’t got the time for stroking and singing to thee.
Because all I can see is me.

Hey fat cat
You really are quite fat
I think you need to get out more
And dance like a twat
Like me

? Petra Creffield 2007

Copying this work to another webpage without author permission is plagiarism.
Plagiarism is a misdemeanor, usually punishable by fines of $100-$50000 and up to one year in jail.

Comments on Hey Fat Cat

If you [Log In] as a member you can discuss this work with others

On Tuesday July 24th, 2007, Lolita (121) writes:

I had to say "whore" and "paw" with an English accent to make it rhyme. And any reason to make me talk with an English accent is awesome. =] Plus, this was nifty.

On Monday July 9th, 2007, An Expired Member (34) writes:

I have a fat cat too... only he doesnt shit by the front door. lol. good write

On Saturday July 7th, 2007, Tania (296) writes:

i like this.. something fresh, but it made me giggle becuase i actually know someone nicknamed fat-cat, but disregarding that.. i agree wholly with godshifter. welcome.

On Friday July 6th, 2007, An Expired Member (50) writes:

I dig it. I like the flow. Who cares if I know what it means? I hear 30's jazz in the back.

On Saturday August 18th, 2007, Petra Creffield (37) writes:

I love that you heard jazz in this and now i can hear it too, every time - thank you! Px

On Friday July 6th, 2007, Err0r (564) writes:

Huh? o_o;

On Friday July 6th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1104) writes:

i feel the same way

On Friday July 6th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1104) writes:

oh and ps...... prat is not a word... at all

On Friday July 6th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1104) writes:

maybe brat? and dont say its a typo, because that p is really far from the b

On Sunday July 8th, 2007, Nuri (188) writes:

Prat is So a word.

On Saturday July 7th, 2007, carlosjackal (1725) writes:

A prat is a pregnant goldfish :)

On Tuesday July 10th, 2007, raskal (215) writes:

lol

On Monday July 9th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1104) writes:

no freakin way, i dont beleive any of you, english slang???? that is a horrible word, and it is not even fun to say.

On Saturday July 7th, 2007, carlosjackal (1725) writes:

It's also English slang for an idiot, Brother Cloud =)

On Friday July 6th, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1761) writes:

*Gives a Sherlock Holmes kinda looking puzzled face*

On Friday July 6th, 2007, Theappleofyoureye (461) writes:

interesting

Navigation for Text Browsers
Things to Read Home Copyright Policy Bugs

Owned and operated by GeniusWeb.com LLC

© 1996-2008 Matthew Steven
You must agree to our terms of service in order to to access this site

Need help? Reach us on the poetry site resource page.

Printed from www.DarkPoetry.com/dp/16144/100351 on Wednesday December 03rd, 2008 04:06 PM

Certain elements © 1996-2008 Matthew Steven (matts.org)