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Arse

Arse

Her arse stuck up in the air
An arse so big she didn’t care
Or give an arse so to speak
For the enormous size of each arse cheek

As arses go it won hands down
Outsized every other arse in town
An arse so large where it to compete
Would make all other arses obsolete

The owner of the arse was Mary-Lou
For a long time her arse had grew and grew
Until one day her arse went kaboom!
And blew arse bits all over the front room!

Petra Creffield 2006

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On Friday July 6th, 2007, An Expired Member (50) writes:

This one is great.

On Friday July 6th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1104) writes:

mind numbingly simple.

On Tuesday July 3rd, 2007, carlosjackal (1725) writes:

Hehe..it's good to see silly poems pop up from time to time on this site. An arse that blows up? Cracking stuff. Welcome to DP! -Carl

On Tuesday July 3rd, 2007, Mab (970) writes:

hmm...baby got back :P i cannot help but think of sir mix-alot when reading this.haha!

On Saturday July 7th, 2007, stormtalk (881) writes:

lol.

On Tuesday July 3rd, 2007, raskal (215) writes:

I think I dated her.

On Tuesday July 3rd, 2007, The Zebra Warrior (2401) writes:

hahaha....amusing little ditty

On Monday July 2nd, 2007, elisa (1992) writes:

haha........ so... so... so... So.. very wrong.... in all the right ways...smooth and creative... nicely done

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