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Do you wanna be on top?

he asked me again,
and I tried to put pictures
of those women
behind me, with those beautiful breast
and a strap on cock;
imagining he was something
a little more female.

Afterwards, you would complain
that I wore you out,
and that you didn't like me
calling you all those
feminine adjectives like "lovely"
and "cute"; I would comment
on how cold it was getting,
and as we stepped into your car,
the rain turned to snow;
reminding me that I hate winter.

I imagined the after melt
draining into my veins,
rushing through in a sea
of silver, feeding the
nostalgic child within my body
with false hopes and
things that were a little better
when I closed my eyes.

The drive through at KFC would
keep us waiting, long enough to lust
the chicken and cheap burgers
that hid within its walls,
only to find that things
were not as we expected
when we arrived at home,
and those bastards
forgot the macaroni.

Fuck you, KFC.
I wasn't ready for another let down.



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On Saturday January 26th, 2008, RubyXero (448) writes:
just the icing on the cake. i enjoyed this. especially the first half. i can relate to that! all around entertaining and fun. i liked it


On Wednesday January 23rd, 2008, Revisable Retina (148) writes:
This put a smile on my face :D Fun read. -R


On Friday January 18th, 2008, Zen (602) writes:
bastards, they're all bastardds. and i HATE fried chicken


On Friday January 18th, 2008, An Expired Member (17) writes:
LOL. I'm so speechless.


On Friday January 18th, 2008, Kui (703) writes:
Holy fuck! Damn, this was fucking brilliant! I would kick colonel Sanders in the nuts, but he's old... and plus the guy in my head is telling me to be nice... blech! But still, Awesome write! I needed a laugh today!-Gin


On Friday January 18th, 2008, Saint Ebb (76) writes:
If by old...you mean dead...than yeah...kicking the skeleton zombie in the nuts prolly wont stop him ...


On Friday January 18th, 2008, An Expired Member (3) writes:
this was a fun one but man i love KFC but chesters is better


On Friday January 18th, 2008, Saint Ebb (76) writes:
Those KFC bastards only want us all to be FAT !! *borrows elisa's censored finger and points it at Colonel Sanders* (take THAT chicken mogul...)


On Friday January 18th, 2008, Kui (703) writes:
LMFAO! Damn Ebb! You have a damn good point!


On Friday January 18th, 2008, The Crimson Queen (1221) writes:
This was definately original, and entertaining, I loved it! I needed a laugh today. :)


On Friday January 18th, 2008, Kinkypoptart (755) writes:
wow. great write. loved the imagery. also... i hate KFC also... i never get my gravy for my mashed potatoes! -KP


On Thursday January 17th, 2008, xserratedsoulx (272) writes:
LOVE it. *scampers off to read more of your work*


On Thursday January 17th, 2008, Wolfaerie (125) writes:
This is amazing. I know the feelings all too well...all of them... This was smooth, with the perfect pinch of bitterness.


On Thursday January 17th, 2008, glasshouse (771) writes:
Agreed.


On Thursday January 17th, 2008, Fantecstasy (103) writes:
OMFG YES! Wow that touched me in all the right ways. Thank you, that was such a delightful twist, it's probably more delicious than the mediocre chicken that was mentioned. (Seriously I don't usually burst out laughing) *tips hat*


On Thursday January 17th, 2008, Liz (401) writes:
i really enjoyed this. thank you.



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