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Me (the bald one) and a friend at a recent Scottish Games competition. I'm ALMOST tempted to write some amusing little piece to go with it, but... a lack of time and talent means all you get is this.

Let the laughter begin!



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On Saturday November 8th, 2008, Scarrzz (147) writes:
In the brogue... ''Ach, NO, it's not a skirt Ye wee Fairy.'' *THWACK* I think I saw you on Utilikilts.com ! . . . . Most excellent. . . . . I have some Scottish blood as well, mingled with the German, French (which I bled out with leeches) and Amreican Indian. OK, I guess that just makes me a common American Mutt.


On Tuesday October 14th, 2008, Sketso (626) writes:
...at NikesRain... FIRST PRIZE!


On Tuesday October 21st, 2008, NikesRain (1422) writes:
*blows you a kiss* i would expect nothing less from ye luv *wink*


On Tuesday October 14th, 2008, Sketso (626) writes:
...although, in the actual games, I only took 3rd overall. ;)


On Monday October 13th, 2008, legacy (3) writes:
I have a kilt too, I wore it to school and people kept asking me if I was jewish(?) they just don't get something there


On Saturday October 11th, 2008, Alanarchy (1697) writes:
I acted for a summer, doing scottish historical plays, and I can tell you. That's not a true kilt. It's a skirt :P


On Saturday October 11th, 2008, Alanarchy (1697) writes:
But you can call it whatever you want, because you look like you could twist my head off.


On Saturday October 11th, 2008, Sketso (626) writes:
True, it is not a traditional kilt, but rather a "sport" kilt, designed specifically for use during the games and to be easily laundered afterward. It does maintain the design, though...


On Saturday October 11th, 2008, Sketso (626) writes:
and... when I start wearing something under it, THEN you can call it a skirt. Until then... YAR!


On Saturday October 11th, 2008, Alanarchy (1697) writes:
Hahah. Sounds good, daddy.


On Sunday October 12th, 2008, NikesRain (1422) writes:
and here i thought there might be a bow under there


On Friday October 10th, 2008, freudian-slip (396) writes:
I'd take it an inch up from the knee...:) you definitely wear it well.


On Friday October 10th, 2008, saintedmad (1155) writes:
God bless the kilt wearers. .. . .. which clan are ye? [peers through screen to see tattoo on your arm better]. . .. and good ehavens, i jsut went to a scottish games north of dallas. .. . .. i lvoe the kilts, truly. . .. sexy.....but thats prolly jsut b/c of who's wearing' em. makes me smile.....makes me wish for a strong wind ;]


On Friday October 10th, 2008, Lipstick Whore (495) writes:
Mmmmmmmmmm---no laughing. I hope a bit of drooling is okay though?


On Friday October 10th, 2008, carlosjackal (1724) writes:
Fuckin' hell, you're built like a brick shit house :D


On Friday October 10th, 2008, After hours (636) writes:
aye, ..donning the brogue tartan well, ..bring on the strong man comp...you boys look as though youd fair.


On Friday October 10th, 2008, Aleas (247) writes:
Hawt stuff. Look at that beaming smile!


On Friday October 10th, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus (694) writes:
*is the first to laugh*


On Friday October 10th, 2008, Nymphet Mars (537) writes:
*steps on your toe so you cry* nope! i'm the first to laugh. *bursts out laughing* and the smile says it all! *pees on self laughing* post more of your kilt pics. please. -mars


On Friday October 10th, 2008, BrokenAngel (62) writes:
chase them sheepies boys!


On Friday October 10th, 2008, thatGirl (10) writes:
lol thats awesome...



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