There are other uses for handcuffs
than locking away the naughty,
keeping them from the world.
There are other uses--
like cuffing the naughty
and telling them that they indeed
are naughty and have been
for quite some time,
and you, yourself, with your
God-like hands
know exactly how to handle
someone who has been naughty,
the way the naughty have been.
You can handle the naughty
with handcuffs, and with
your God-like hands
deliver.
Deliver blows upon the
naughty, who have been
naughty the way the
naughty are always naughty.
The naughty will squirm.
The naughty will wince.
The naughty will sigh
and moan if you pinch!
The naughty will quiver.
The naughty will shake.
The naughty will come
in one giant earthquake!
…If you tell the naughty,
that they are naughty,
while wearing cuffs
upon their wrists.
..
[There’s nothing better
than cuffs upon the wrists.]
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