The toilet is a magical gateway
It's also so comfortable that you'd like to stay
The toilet is attached to an amazing connection and the toilet makes up only a small section
The journey starts at the bottom of the bowl
And it doesn't stop till it reaches it's goal
The occupier hits the handle switching the machine to send
And the waste goes down through the U-bend
Soon the waste gets down to the sewers
Where the water's so bad if you drink it you get tumors
The waste keeps going through that system
Where there's nothing to find that could possibly glisten
Soon the waste gets to the water plant
Where the waste goes through a cleansing chant
Then this new water goes on a new mission
A new cleaner expedition
The chrome clean pipes help this water steer
And you could bet your soul that this water's clear
It has no discolorations and does not stink
And this is the water that comes out your kitchen sink

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