Such a fuss over just a turn
You say shit and I say shit
But the truth comes out when we sit
No matter what you or I might think
No one says shit when it begins to stink
"Ah, shit" is not nice and it is dirty too
Why can’t one just say "ah pooh-pooh"
You shit, I shit, our parents shit
Our dogs shit, boy do they shit
The Pope shits, holy shit
George Bush shits, bull shit
We eat shit, we drink shit, we breathe shit
We smoke shit, we do shit
Oh shit
We certainly use a lot of shit
No shit
Shit is America’s most important resource
Because we produce so much shit of course
Maybe we should begin to package it
U.S.D.A. All American shit
We will color it red and make it smell sweet
Then send it to the Arabs, along with our wheat
And when they ask us "Hey, whets this shit for"
We'll inflate the prices and send them some more
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